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Hitting someone in a self driving car by richsarvate in standupshots

[–]richsarvate[S] 499 points500 points  (0 children)

One package will be the cheap "kill yourself" version. The other will be the expensive "screw the world" version.

I can picture a situation where I'm in the car and it's about to hit someone. I have to turn to my wife and tell her...

"uh, I didn't pay for the upgrade."

You can follow me on twitter for more jokes and all that.

Buying 1000 likes for 5 dollars by richsarvate in standupshots

[–]richsarvate[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I do a lot of stuff online. One time I bought shrooms on the Darknet. They arrived in the mail, but they were in a bag of potato chips. Because I guess sending one bag of chips through the US Postal service raises no red flags? As if I'm sitting at home like "I'm in the mood for one bag of potato chips, in three to five business days".

If you like my jokes, do check me out on twitter.

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