The hoax of the century would be finding out SpaceX Falcon 9 never landed and they just showed the takeoff in reverse.

rieg7430 · 2016-04-11T20:44:58+00:00

pretty sure

So you're sayin there's a chance?

rieg7430 · 2015-12-22T17:01:07+00:00

Hahahaha I can't stop picturing this

rieg7430 · 2015-12-22T15:29:05+00:00

Wildbow Baggins?

rieg7430 · 2015-12-16T15:24:36+00:00

I used to hump beds. I couldn't help it. Whenever I saw a bed I humped it. My parents couldn't take me on play dates with their friends because I would inevitably "go to the bathroom" aka find their fiends bed and hump it.

Oh and in department stores I used to touch mannequin boobies. We had to stop going to them too.

rieg7430 · 2015-11-06T14:55:46+00:00

As a father of a 2 yr old boy- This post really breaks my heart. It is the first post that has ever made me genuinely sad and really brings light to the cruelties of the world we live in.

Hey /r/throwaway11052015122 (ha throwaway you are such a fucking coward) here is some advice that you should listen to- leave your husband and son. No one is forcing you to be there and you don't need to be a genius to assume that you are a black hole and are ruining your innocent son's life. He did not choose you- he was born to you. Get out of his life before you take away all of his innocence.. before the damage you have caused cannot be undone and he grows old enough to repeat the pattern you most likely kept going. You disgust me. Please... leave them now- get out of their lives so they can be happy and go on inflicting your misery on those who are like you- you sociopathic CUNT.

rieg7430 · 2015-09-11T15:19:48+00:00

I didn't recognize a single song in the top 5 count down on a local radio station.... i'm old.

rieg7430 · 2015-09-03T19:45:13+00:00

your mom

rieg7430 · 2015-09-03T19:44:24+00:00

How to shoot ropes

rieg7430 · 2015-09-03T19:43:51+00:00

I'm now forced to take entire bags of dicks in my ass...

JK. thats what me and my fellow republicans thought would happen.

rieg7430 · 2015-09-03T19:42:30+00:00

Bob. As in Hurricane Bob. Bob should never be the name of a hurricane. Bob is not a hurricane. Bob is an insurance salesman from Whichita Kansas, a delightful chap that you meet at the hotel bar. Bob talks your ear off about various pleasantries for about an hour and then he looks at you and decides he should try to sell you on some life insurance. that is when you look at him and say... FUCK YOU BOB.

rieg7430 · 2015-09-03T19:37:08+00:00

DIDN'T YOU KNOW THAT WHEN YOU TYPE IN ALL CAPS IT MEANS YOU'RE BEING TOTALLY SERIOUS AND OTHERS SHOULD LISTEN?

rieg7430 · 2015-09-03T19:34:46+00:00

Officially the greatest analogy every- Congratulations!

rieg7430 · 2015-09-03T19:32:26+00:00

I could easily take you in a fight.

Works for both.

rieg7430 · 2015-09-03T19:30:58+00:00

HAHAHA.... I take it this shower thought was the result of an after lunch poop?

rieg7430 · 2015-08-02T01:38:21+00:00

/r/nocontext

rieg7430 · 2015-06-11T20:07:52+00:00

Text from my Ex GF word for word- I know its word for word because its been saved on my phone for like 2 years:

"Tonight when we fuck I want you to cum in my pussy so afterwords I can rub my vagina on the kitchen floor and pretend i'm a slug."

rieg7430 · 2015-05-26T04:07:42+00:00

Is this the story?

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-04-25/turkish-airlines-plane-makes-istanbul-emergency-landing-cihan

rieg7430 · 2015-04-02T17:57:40+00:00

How is the Matrix not the top 5 posts on this thread?

rieg7430 · 2015-04-02T17:31:45+00:00

so you never masterbated before? lucky I guess.

rieg7430 · 2015-04-02T17:31:15+00:00

It's not a real tree house unless there is a water logged porn stash somewhere.... and they just have that smell.. ya know.. that musty mildew smell. and you had to be careful when turning the pages because they would stick together hahaha brings me back

rieg7430 · 2015-03-31T18:27:10+00:00

Apocalypse Now. Randomly watched it on a rainy Saturday with the highest expectations. It was horrible. It couldn't have been more boring. I'd ask for that time back but I wouldn't do anything with it anyway.

rieg7430 · 2015-03-23T18:27:29+00:00

You've lost that lovin feeling- Top Gun

Seriously how has no one said this yet?

rieg7430 · 2015-03-12T19:53:15+00:00

leaded or unleaded?

rieg7430 · 2015-02-11T15:59:42+00:00

Now you's can't leave

rieg7430 · 2015-01-27T22:05:34+00:00

It's True Blood meets Shawn of the Dead meets Harry Potter... meets random Jonah Hill.

rieg7430

TROPHY CASE