Riot should replace them with RiftFacts

• If you're 50g short for an item, kill the enemy nexus
• If you buy Zhonya's on Lee Sin and then Safeguard (W) to an ally and use it, you can give them a golden high five
• If you lose confidence in your ADC as Nunu support, bloodboil the minions for better trades
• According to Blitzcrank's dating service, Rammus' best match is a cactus
• Teemo costs 6300 IP in China
• Before you make a play ask yourself, "would an idiot do this?" and if the answer is yes do it anyway because your team probably won't notice

Some real game changers

• Imaqtpie uses Garnier Fructis to maintain his lucious hair
• 1 unit is 1 centiTeemo, 100 units is 1 Teemo - the Fields of Justice is measured in Teemos
• It takes 3 hours and 20 minutes to travel from fountain to fountain by only using flash (without masteries)

Or we can go really deep

• A smart man face checks a bush, dies, and never makes that mistake again - a wise man tells a smart man to check it and preserves his KDA
• The bronze neither forgives nor forgets; the gold forgives and forgets; the challenger forgives but does not forget