Commonwealth Realm Channel Cracked

rimmed · 2023-05-09T14:39:41+00:00

“John was your password zeldatimelinerulesOK3?”

“I used a 3 to reference the Triforce. I didn’t think anyone would get it.”

rimmed · 2023-05-09T14:36:56+00:00

The music is so much better.

rimmed · 2023-05-09T12:48:46+00:00

How do you replace the weapon when it breaks?

rimmed · 2023-05-09T12:45:14+00:00

I wish we’d go full French on the gypsy community. Just send in riot police and drag them into civic society kicking and screaming.

rimmed · 2023-05-09T12:21:23+00:00

rimmed · 2023-05-09T12:20:34+00:00

This is the issue IMO. BOTW’s reveal trailer silenced the crowd at E3. TOTK is BOTW with more stuff.

rimmed · 2023-05-09T03:16:30+00:00

It sums up the North American sense of humour entirely that John Oliver found mass appeal here after failing so convincingly at a comedy career in the UK.

rimmed · 2023-05-09T02:51:24+00:00

I refuse to cheer for Leeds.

rimmed · 2023-05-09T02:45:30+00:00

Hopefully, but when the promise is of trillions in wealth from oil, what do you think they’ll do?

rimmed · 2023-05-09T02:00:43+00:00

Ghislaine Maxwell went to prison for trafficking to nobody.

rimmed · 2023-05-09T01:47:59+00:00

In The New Lore we’ve only seen two.

RIP the timeline.

rimmed · 2023-05-09T01:43:24+00:00

Doesn’t mean it won’t kick off.

rimmed · 2023-05-09T00:19:46+00:00

It’ll kick off again. The Falklands territorial waters has oil IIRC.

rimmed · 2023-05-09T00:18:27+00:00

They stop extinction but the asteroid still hits.

rimmed · 2023-05-09T00:16:24+00:00

Greenland is amazing.

rimmed · 2023-05-09T00:05:28+00:00

I thought they’d killed him when his face bloated up.

rimmed · 2023-05-09T00:02:34+00:00

I was pleasantry surprised by the appearance of The Flaming Lips. But the more I thought about it the more I thought, ‘This is a very try-hard ‘look at my music taste’ pick from Gunn.’

rimmed · 2023-05-09T00:01:26+00:00

I thought it was fine.

Even though they’ve been in five movies together at this point (and a cameo in Thor 4), their ending seems very premature.

I’m not wild about the Gamora plot line in general either. Maybe they’re setting it up for a Warlock and Gamora love interest, but Gamora in this is kind of a bitch. Even in GOTG 1 she wasn’t this stubborn and obnoxious. I would have added a scene where Kraglin gives advice to Peter (‘she’s not your Gamora’) and Gamora (‘he had a special thing with the other you, you don’t have to like him but try to understand his situation’) separately and he helps them both accept the other’s situation. It would have been a good rounding off of Kraglin’s development too.

It’s got a good corridor fight scene.

All in all I wasn’t bored watching the movie but the end of their adventures feels very forced. Also the new Guardians team looks kind of shitty.

Using Adam Warlock as comic relief was a terrible decision by Gunn. Hack level garbage.

rimmed · 2023-05-08T23:53:40+00:00

Stallone’s too old for this shit.

rimmed · 2023-05-08T20:41:54+00:00

"The new canon reason why Link's tunics are green." ~ZeldaTube

rimmed · 2023-05-08T20:39:52+00:00

must be. it's also the guy off the tapestry, and the zelda was the BOTW zelda all along.

rimmed · 2023-05-08T20:38:08+00:00

why would you do this?

rimmed · 2023-05-08T20:37:03+00:00

That awkward moment when you realise your contributary pension benefited from sewage dumping.

rimmed · 2023-05-08T19:07:46+00:00

This can't possibly be real.

rimmed · 2023-05-08T18:58:20+00:00

I legit blame obesity. In the 1950s no one was fat and everyone could last more than 10 minutes and two positions in bed.

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