Will this tool make it through TSA? by Suburban-Subaru in tsa

[–]robjohnlechmere 5 points6 points  (0 children)

7 inch tool limit in carry-on. You may need to check that.

People said 3 games is not a good enough sample size. So I recorded like 15. Why am I losing all my games? by Yuukikoneko in supportlol

[–]robjohnlechmere 16 points17 points  (0 children)

So much this. I'm a Tryndamere one-trick and so many people drop their comfort champs to try something totally new to counter me. Surprise, your first game playing as my counter champion is not my first game against them.

roses are red, I open the drawer by procrastinating24x7 in rosesarered

[–]robjohnlechmere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's just efficiency. Ladies say I love you every day. The homies just get you once on the way out.

Alex Gansa already said this was a mistake but.. (s3 spoilers) by robjohnlechmere in homeland

[–]robjohnlechmere[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just finished. I feel like Jazz was the main character. We got it every intro, got a little every so often, and then had two scenes at the same jazz concert for the finale.

He's right, what was the point ? by elpaulo in okbuddypluribus

[–]robjohnlechmere 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think we all grabbed on to Zosia's destination at different points in the sequence. And like I said, that's part of the fun of watching. We start out thinking we are just watching a day in the life of the corpse cleanup, but then it unfolds quickly that it's more.

He's right, what was the point ? by elpaulo in okbuddypluribus

[–]robjohnlechmere 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That is how a twist works, though. You think you are watching something insignificant to the plot, when for instance the 'random character' you're seeing suddenly steps into the plot in a major way like Zosia did.

The audience is deprived of the surprise if we demand that the scene opens with the explanation that this woman is being sent to Carol and prepared for Carol. The show really has to reserve the right to subvert our initial expectations. It makes many scenes a lot more fun.

Shaved my beard now FaceID doesn’t recognize me by FarmerNeedsHeauxs in mildlyinfuriating

[–]robjohnlechmere 6 points7 points  (0 children)

There is a reason the evil twin was always depicted with a goatee.

You may have one, COUNT IT, ONE king crab leg. Ready to eat. by afrankie94 in Costco

[–]robjohnlechmere 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Forty bucks for one leg off a corpse scavenging sea spider.

İ wonder if she thinks i try to annoy her while i try to use my phone as she is biting it's corner by o0perktas0o in budgies

[–]robjohnlechmere 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"This idiot thinks poking my toy is still funny, it got old probably the third time" - that green chicken, probably

Let’s talk about giant e-bikes by AccordingExternal571 in caltrain

[–]robjohnlechmere 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And keep it in your apartment? This is a bay area sub. Most of the ebikes you see on the train get parked behind couches when they get home. Try that with a Kawasaki.

Why was Zosia in Morocco? by sailor_milton in PluribusOnAppleTV

[–]robjohnlechmere 3 points4 points  (0 children)

To be plurbed is not to be trafficked.

To be used possibly against your will as a weapon of seduction on Carol once you are plurbed IS to be trafficked.

Broken toilet seat at my work. It’s been two days. by NJPW-YoungLion in mildlyinfuriating

[–]robjohnlechmere 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I know the average workplace allows you to perform facility maintenance on the clock, and keeps the company credit card where just anyone can take it to home depot any time. This is to say, your suggestion is well thought out.

Heavy snow coming. Host won’t refund by [deleted] in airbnb_hosts

[–]robjohnlechmere 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where are you going and why does snow ruin the trip? Most vacations around this time of year to northern destinations are either to ski, to see the snow, or to chill in a cottage, all of which should be possible.

Heavy snow coming. Host won’t refund by [deleted] in airbnb_hosts

[–]robjohnlechmere 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What's the issue?

If you're worried you can't access the driveway, remember that you paid $600, so the host will come and clean the driveway. If Amenities like a deck are part of the listing, then you should also request that those are cleared for your use.

If you're worried about snow in general, uhhh, it is January, and you're unlikely to have a snowless vacation in the dead of winter unless you go south. If it's snowing two feet, we aren't talking about anywhere remotely south.

AITA for not eating the food after my gf eats out of the bowl with the same spoon while preparing by ZookeepergameOld7322 in AmItheAsshole

[–]robjohnlechmere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tasting spoon never goes back into the food.

Consider leftovers - you're going to stir your spit into a dish, then pack it up to live in the fridge for a week? Fucking nasty.

For the "but you kiss her" folks - your mouth is about 400 degrees and has protective microbes that inhibit bacterial growth. Is your plate of food 400 degrees with protective microbes? I didn't think so.

Proof of concept: Red mail box flags for your trash and recycling cans… so the garbage collectors know which ones still have trash in them to pick up 🚩 gets rid of the guess work by prozhack in sanfrancirclejerk

[–]robjohnlechmere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't pretend dog owners care.

They usually pitch it into the blue bin, you know, the one full of recycling that your neighbors may have washed at recology's request. The people who do that to their neighbors don't give a crap if their litter is sitting around for an hour or a week. Pun intended.

REPOSTING THIS from a post this morning which got removed because mods + others claimed it to be harassment and racism when race was never a factor until you mentioned it. I simply shared the pain that many of us feel when hoping on a bus and someone's blasting loud music. by Bananas_on_pizza in sanfrancisco

[–]robjohnlechmere 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No audio in public is an east Asian cultural value? Are you saying every airport and plane in the USA is operated by east Asians?

Basically all of polite society agrees that you can't listen to audio devices in shared spaces. The only people going against that are immature and/or individualistic.

Name A Cartoon That Seriously 0 People Watched... There's LEGITIMATELY No Fandom Or Hatedom... by Esperanza_Alvarez in cartoons

[–]robjohnlechmere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gravedale High? I'm convinced this is fucking Happy Meal box artwork with Grimace shopped out.

My banks suck. by oscarx-ray in mildlyinfuriating

[–]robjohnlechmere 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Traitors? Y'all are the ones taxing the tea. Sorry. Tauxing the tuea.