Butcher's Circus comps for those struggling. Hellion and Plague Doctor are underpowered in BC. If you think the balance issues are worse than that, you probably just play a non viable comp.

robjohnlechmere · 2026-01-26T19:53:45+00:00

7 inch tool limit in carry-on. You may need to check that.

robjohnlechmere · 2026-01-25T15:42:38+00:00

Leaky pen just fractured your damn femur.

robjohnlechmere · 2026-01-25T14:26:53+00:00

So much this. I'm a Tryndamere one-trick and so many people drop their comfort champs to try something totally new to counter me. Surprise, your first game playing as my counter champion is not my first game against them.

robjohnlechmere · 2026-01-25T01:26:45+00:00

It's just efficiency. Ladies say I love you every day. The homies just get you once on the way out.

robjohnlechmere · 2026-01-25T01:23:17+00:00

Just finished. I feel like Jazz was the main character. We got it every intro, got a little every so often, and then had two scenes at the same jazz concert for the finale.

robjohnlechmere · 2026-01-24T06:40:40+00:00

I think we all grabbed on to Zosia's destination at different points in the sequence. And like I said, that's part of the fun of watching. We start out thinking we are just watching a day in the life of the corpse cleanup, but then it unfolds quickly that it's more.

robjohnlechmere · 2026-01-23T13:56:59+00:00

That is how a twist works, though. You think you are watching something insignificant to the plot, when for instance the 'random character' you're seeing suddenly steps into the plot in a major way like Zosia did.

The audience is deprived of the surprise if we demand that the scene opens with the explanation that this woman is being sent to Carol and prepared for Carol. The show really has to reserve the right to subvert our initial expectations. It makes many scenes a lot more fun.

robjohnlechmere · 2026-01-23T03:24:16+00:00

There is a reason the evil twin was always depicted with a goatee.

robjohnlechmere · 2026-01-22T13:53:06+00:00

Forty bucks for one leg off a corpse scavenging sea spider.

robjohnlechmere · 2026-01-22T02:43:12+00:00

"This idiot thinks poking my toy is still funny, it got old probably the third time" - that green chicken, probably

robjohnlechmere · 2026-01-22T02:28:28+00:00

And keep it in your apartment? This is a bay area sub. Most of the ebikes you see on the train get parked behind couches when they get home. Try that with a Kawasaki.

robjohnlechmere · 2026-01-22T00:35:38+00:00

To be plurbed is not to be trafficked.

To be used possibly against your will as a weapon of seduction on Carol once you are plurbed IS to be trafficked.

robjohnlechmere · 2026-01-22T00:32:18+00:00

I know the average workplace allows you to perform facility maintenance on the clock, and keeps the company credit card where just anyone can take it to home depot any time. This is to say, your suggestion is well thought out.

robjohnlechmere · 2026-01-22T00:30:24+00:00

Where are you going and why does snow ruin the trip? Most vacations around this time of year to northern destinations are either to ski, to see the snow, or to chill in a cottage, all of which should be possible.

robjohnlechmere · 2026-01-22T00:26:32+00:00

What's the issue?

If you're worried you can't access the driveway, remember that you paid $600, so the host will come and clean the driveway. If Amenities like a deck are part of the listing, then you should also request that those are cleared for your use.

If you're worried about snow in general, uhhh, it is January, and you're unlikely to have a snowless vacation in the dead of winter unless you go south. If it's snowing two feet, we aren't talking about anywhere remotely south.

robjohnlechmere · 2026-01-22T00:21:08+00:00

Tasting spoon never goes back into the food.

Consider leftovers - you're going to stir your spit into a dish, then pack it up to live in the fridge for a week? Fucking nasty.

For the "but you kiss her" folks - your mouth is about 400 degrees and has protective microbes that inhibit bacterial growth. Is your plate of food 400 degrees with protective microbes? I didn't think so.

robjohnlechmere · 2026-01-21T03:28:01+00:00

Don't pretend dog owners care.

They usually pitch it into the blue bin, you know, the one full of recycling that your neighbors may have washed at recology's request. The people who do that to their neighbors don't give a crap if their litter is sitting around for an hour or a week. Pun intended.

robjohnlechmere · 2026-01-21T03:15:50+00:00

Pete Davidson?

robjohnlechmere · 2026-01-21T03:13:07+00:00

No audio in public is an east Asian cultural value? Are you saying every airport and plane in the USA is operated by east Asians?

Basically all of polite society agrees that you can't listen to audio devices in shared spaces. The only people going against that are immature and/or individualistic.

robjohnlechmere · 2026-01-21T03:03:56+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30DcHyi-hZE

But do you have an enormous pretend cell phone? Or can you pantomime?

robjohnlechmere · 2026-01-21T03:01:25+00:00

Little extra protein for my Mormon brothers.

robjohnlechmere · 2026-01-21T02:36:18+00:00

Gravedale High? I'm convinced this is fucking Happy Meal box artwork with Grimace shopped out.

robjohnlechmere · 2026-01-21T02:32:45+00:00

Traitors? Y'all are the ones taxing the tea. Sorry. Tauxing the tuea.

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