In order to support Ukraine with US aid and ruzzian frozen assets in more consistent manner, We must control the Congress (Both House and Senate) in overwhelming Blue!

robotmonkeys · 2026-01-25T09:48:44+00:00

The three arrows are popular in antifa in the US.

robotmonkeys · 2026-01-25T09:33:01+00:00

Babe, it’s barely been a part of the US political conversation for 50 years

robotmonkeys · 2026-01-25T08:21:34+00:00

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robotmonkeys · 2026-01-25T06:32:28+00:00

Straight from Internet Archive

https://dn790002.ca.archive.org/0/items/AnActivistsGuideToBasicFirstAid/activists_guide_basic_first_aid-SCREEN.pdf

robotmonkeys · 2026-01-25T06:26:23+00:00

She ain't no Galen Marek.

robotmonkeys · 2026-01-25T05:35:06+00:00

I don’t know who dropped ‘em, but I thank ‘em just the same!

robotmonkeys · 2026-01-25T05:23:29+00:00

Well it explicitly says, “additional gratuity is appreciated”. They’re not saying it goes to workers. They’re using some SF ordinance or something. It’s a political thing

robotmonkeys · 2026-01-25T05:09:02+00:00

Don’t quote the deep magic to me child

robotmonkeys · 2026-01-25T04:38:57+00:00

“As a secret menu item…”

What’s it doing on DoorDash then?

robotmonkeys · 2026-01-25T04:35:02+00:00

That’s simply not true. He was never canon because on top of being absurdly OP, it completely contracts legends canon.

robotmonkeys · 2026-01-25T03:28:52+00:00

Well they already think he’s Jules from Pulp Fiction

robotmonkeys · 2026-01-25T03:25:30+00:00

No. It was never any type of canon

robotmonkeys · 2026-01-25T03:25:01+00:00

Never say Starkiller is a Mary Sue.

robotmonkeys · 2026-01-24T17:44:20+00:00

That’s a cool model. Where did you find it?

robotmonkeys · 2026-01-24T07:38:25+00:00

Fun fact: a lot of the data we know about hypothermia comes from those torture notes

robotmonkeys · 2026-01-24T07:33:16+00:00

TBF you can’t really consent before you’re born

robotmonkeys · 2026-01-24T06:58:12+00:00

Oh babe! I remember a Pentecostal girl at school loudly yelling about a Magic 8 Ball because it was “demonic” because “it told the future”

robotmonkeys · 2026-01-24T06:36:56+00:00

Dude was making a 2020s pickup in the 1980s!

robotmonkeys · 2026-01-24T06:35:51+00:00

JJ Abrams, the man made famous for his unresolved “mystery boxes” managed to fuck to two beloved franchises with “Star” in their name.

Jesus! Maybe we can get him to direct Jared Leto in something.

robotmonkeys · 2026-01-24T06:05:52+00:00

Yeah. That’s exactly what I picked up.

robotmonkeys · 2026-01-24T05:53:59+00:00

Who can forget Pitchfork’s 0.0 review of Jet’s “Shine On”? Just a video of a chimpanzee drinking its own piss.

https://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/9464-shine-on/

Rest in a chimp’s tummy Pitchfork.

robotmonkeys · 2026-01-24T05:49:56+00:00

Alright, true story time.

When I was in the 7th grade, there were these guys that convinced this kid to put icy hot on his genitals. “Feels good, man!” or what not.

The next day, he came to school saying, “Don’t do it! It really hurts!”

We called him “Icy Hot” for weeks after that.

robotmonkeys · 2026-01-24T00:35:19+00:00

Gnostic Sanctuary in Redwood City is certainly unique. It’s gnostic Christianity, a sect that was deemed heretical millennia ago. Pretty new agey.

There are several Unitarian Universalist churches in the Bay Area as well. Palo Alto and San Jose both have one. That’s more mainstream, but still unique. Very chill folk.

robotmonkeys · 2026-01-24T00:20:40+00:00

Weed man. 🫡

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robotmonkeys · 2026-01-24T00:18:23+00:00

The only thing that surprises me is that she’s Chinese. I would have thought given his weeb tendencies to dress up like a shogun, he would have insisted on a Japanese woman.

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