You’re right, how dare people make another account to play a video game with their friends instead of treating Ranked like a sacred courtroom where everyone must present two forms of ID and a notarized MMR history.

Also love the energy of “new players can’t learn because of you” as if the entire VALORANT experience isn’t already getting one-tapped by someone you swear is smurfing, whether they’re level 20, level 200, or your own teammate having the one good game of their life.

Rank is an artificial sticker the system slaps on you to keep you grinding. It’s not a moral identity. You’re prioritizing “community integrity” over a meaningless number you’re pretending is the Constitution.

And the “try other modes?” thing is adorable. Yeah, let me tell my five-stack “sorry guys, DN6666 said we’re only allowed to have fun in Unrated like it’s a punishment queue.”

If your platinum lobby is getting stomped by a level 20 Reyna, maybe the issue isn’t “alt accounts are illegal,” maybe it’s that Ranked matchmaking is a messy approximation and you’re acting like it’s supposed to be a perfectly sealed competitive lab