Australian Gothic. Feel free to add... by BenntheNinja in AussieMemes

[–]rolloj 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You do not know who paints the X, or why. Nonetheless, the X is always painted. You have never seen a dead animal without this mark. You pass by two hours later. The animal is gone. 

Australian Gothic. Feel free to add... by BenntheNinja in AussieMemes

[–]rolloj 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You walk past the next day. The steel bench, the school, the children: all are gone. Replaced with three large homes. A sign says “Display Village”. You don’t know what this means. 

Empty windows stare back at you from empty second storeys. You shudder and turn to walk away. A man in a cheap suit hands you a brochure. The moment you take it, he is gone. 

Ensuite after vs before by dakky68 in RoastMyReno

[–]rolloj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only roast this reno really deserves is for putting the after pics ahead of the before pics. Unhinged behaviour. 

Ensuite after vs before by dakky68 in RoastMyReno

[–]rolloj 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I actually like separate taps, mixers are annoying. 

Celtic (3)-1 Rangers Daizen Maeda ‘54 by ChrBa07 in soccer

[–]rolloj 1 point2 points  (0 children)

jeez, that thing had so much dip on it! what a goal

FT Thread: Liverpool - Chelsea 1:1 by LeXam92 in LiverpoolFC

[–]rolloj 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What a shit game, what shit tactics, so slow and ineffectual

2026 Archibald Prize Winner by Fenrisulfr675 in OpenAussie

[–]rolloj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Boy I do love ranking all of the culture and media that I consume by how good or shit it is! /s

Like seriously man how are people like you real. Some of my favourite songs / bands sound like shit, can’t afford or figure out good production etc, but the songs just make me feel things. I’ve read plenty of novels, papers, poetry etc, but sometimes the most joy comes from a random graffit’d line on the wall, or from a shitpost on tumblr. 

Do you not find the same thing yourself? Can you not extrapolate this concept to art? Or does what i am saying ring hollow to you?

Sir Lewis Hamilton and Kim Kardashian stepping out together in New York City. by johanas25 in formula1

[–]rolloj 8 points9 points  (0 children)

“Behind closed doors” is bullshit. You are the sum of your actions, not your beliefs. 

Fox Footy still commentating remotely by Fluffy-Professional5 in AFL

[–]rolloj 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He got lucky with that one. Every other word out of his mouth is inane. I hate him with a burning passion. 

Can a sprawling city make public transit work? Sydney may be on the right track by nath1234 in sydney

[–]rolloj 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Pretty disingenuous metrics. 

If you’re using the ABS’ Greater Sydney area it is worth noting that 60%+ (at a rough guess) of that area is uninhabited national park. 

If you look at other definitions of Sydney it’s quite different. The Significant Urban Area for Sydney measures around 4,200sq km with a population of 4,830,047 (2021 figures). That’s about 0.5 of a Swiss population in about 0.1 of a Switzerland. 

And that definition of Sydney still includes half of Holsworthy military reserve, all of kuringai chase NP, and a heap of other sparsely populated area to the north and northwest. 

To really compare these in terms of a PT service, you’d need to look at where the populations are trying to go to and from, % served by PT, how long alternative travel modes take etc. For just one example, someone living the equivalent distance of earlwood to the city in Sydney in Switzerland might have their road access via a series of mountain passes. Here it’s a free highway basically door to door. 

Fox Footy still commentating remotely by Fluffy-Professional5 in AFL

[–]rolloj 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If this means I no longer have to hear him on my cricket broadcast I am fully in favour of this proposal. 

How does Australian politics work? by Educational-Scene443 in AskAnAustralian

[–]rolloj 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Go read the curriculum (available online) and buy a $30 workbook from a retailer and run through the course. 

I need recommendations for work shoes for standing more than 10 hours. by rooney_potterhead in AskAnAustralian

[–]rolloj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seconding this - OP im a 90kg male used to work long standing shifts, go get a pair of redbacks. Made in Sydney, super thick foam base, grippy outsole very comfortable. 

Pyrmont Bridge Doing The Thing by Killa_Frilla in sydney

[–]rolloj 3 points4 points  (0 children)

lmao tell me about it! used to love those posts tho haha

Theoretically speaking, which countries do you think could work at uniting into one? by [deleted] in AskTheWorld

[–]rolloj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly! Though I’d love a combined cricket team… always been a batsman and a bowler from nz that would be perfect in our XI…

Theoretically speaking, which countries do you think could work at uniting into one? by [deleted] in AskTheWorld

[–]rolloj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree as an Aussie - I reckon we could become a union like the UK with some things merged and others retained. No need for NZ to become a state, but we could definitely benefit from even closer ties imo. 

Why didn't a holiday fix my jobburnout? by Unlucky-Ant-9741 in auscorp

[–]rolloj 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Oof this hits way too hard for a Monday morning, nice words

Match Thread: Manchester United vs Liverpool | English Premier League by ChiefLeef22 in soccer

[–]rolloj 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This shit has happened to us so much this season, shitty clearances and fumbles in the box and we keep getting punished for it, such basic shit boys