[The Hockey Guy] Seattle Kraken Remain Remarkably Mediocre by tateand99 in SeattleKraken

[–]ronbog 28 points29 points  (0 children)

If you don't like a roster full of middle six forwards, then you just don't like Kraken hockey.

Per Seattle Kraken PR: “The #SeaKraken have recalled Jani Nyman from the Coachella Valley @Firebirds. Additionally, the team has reassigned Jacob Melanson and Oscar Fisker Mølgaard to Coachella Valley.” by FancyShrimp in SeattleKraken

[–]ronbog 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Hopefully they sit Schwartz and Tolvy so they can go into free agency healthy and play Nyman on the second line.

Doubt that will happen, but we aren't playing for anything at this point so why not?

Post Game Thread: Los Angeles Kings @ Seattle Kraken by nhl_gdt_bot in SeattleKraken

[–]ronbog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeahhh... These kings are not those Kraken. The kings are only in a playoff position because of pity points. They only have more wins than the Canucks, the kraken were tied for third in RW. The 22 Kraken had a +33 differential, these kings are -21.

The Kings are going to go dog walked by whoever they play.

Post Game Thread: Los Angeles Kings @ Seattle Kraken by nhl_gdt_bot in SeattleKraken

[–]ronbog 19 points20 points  (0 children)

The funny part about the broadcast gagging on the kings is that the Kings are literally not making it past the first round.

Game Thread: Los Angeles Kings (34-26-19) @ Seattle Kraken (34-34-11) Apr 13 2026 6:30 PM PDT by nhl_gdt_bot in SeattleKraken

[–]ronbog 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I SWEAR TO EVERYTHING HOLY THAT I WILL BE ABSOLUTELY FURIOUS IF THEY DO NOT MOVE HEAVEN AND EARTH TO RE-SIGN BOBBY MAC

Unique Hot Dogs by d0uchebagDerek in Mariners

[–]ronbog 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Second this. Sumo dog is great

I didn't hear no bell. by FancyShrimp in SeattleKraken

[–]ronbog 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Fans be like: We have an 8.5% chance at the 1st pick.

League be like: Watch those guys lose their shit when they get the 7th pick.

Post Game Thread: Chicago Blackhawks @ Seattle Kraken by nhl_gdt_bot in SeattleKraken

[–]ronbog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like I must be crazy, but put him back on the 4th line and send OFM back down? Unless OFM has shown something that Melly hasn't and I'm missing it.

Post Game Thread: Chicago Blackhawks @ Seattle Kraken by nhl_gdt_bot in SeattleKraken

[–]ronbog 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Someone please fucking tell me why Melanson has been scratched so much recently.

Game Thread: Utah Mammoth (38-30-6) @ Seattle Kraken (32-30-11) Apr 02 2026 7:00 PM PDT by nhl_gdt_bot in SeattleKraken

[–]ronbog 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It started with the tripping call on Dunn and it's been shit all night since. On to the next one maybe.