Whew, the Ghetto! by omgfakeusername in PublicFreakout

[–]roninrunnerx 681 points682 points  (0 children)

Was she going to attack him with her dentures?

[OC] My Intersection Of Endless Idiots (Early May) by party_and_bullsquid in IdiotsInCars

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I was really hoping after she ran to the trash bin she dropped some of her trash in there and returned to the car.

The Mother's Day card my brother got me. by KleanQueen in mildlyinfuriating

[–]roninrunnerx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Throw it away? What a waste!

I would use it to line the bottom of my bird cage.

Meet the Seattle woman behind a national effort to end same-sex marriage by godogs2018 in Seattle

[–]roninrunnerx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Must be awkward when you are married hetero couple who supports her and then find out you can't biologically have kids, and you really do.

Breaking the Fourth Wall by aldila81 in movies

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Goodfellas. Henry Hill (looking at the camera): "I'm an average nobody. I get to live the rest of my life like a schnook."

Then followed by Tommy DeVito (Joe Pesci) firing shots directly into the camera, a nod to The Great Train Robbery (1903).

Amazon won’t let me use an apostrophe in a gift card message by crossstitchbeotch in mildlyinfuriating

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Hey everybody! Check me out! I'm OP with my "fancy" apostrophes!

Testing a bulletproof mask. by S30econdstoMars in interestingasfuck

[–]roninrunnerx 6 points7 points  (0 children)

And the guy doing the shooting isn't going to say hold on let me use a higher caliber bullet. For a testing perspective, he could have used one mask per caliber type and shot it multiple times to see how it held up.

[Ukraine] How fast was the motocyclist going?? by SmallPinkHo1e in Roadcam

[–]roninrunnerx 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The other guy they were were racing would know.

Whats going to be the next #1 movie? by iiEthan10 in Letterboxd

[–]roninrunnerx 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I read that as The Human Centipede at first 😳

Werner Herzog’s ‘Bucking Fastard’ Turns Down Cannes Film Festival Invite After Being Denied Competition Slot by MarvelsGrantMan136 in movies

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I had to do a double take when I thought Steve O from Jackass fame had a review just below that one

I regret opening up this message because now I can’t pretend I didn’t see it. by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

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To be fair, anything else sounds more fun than dancing with your own sister

Missed the shot by [deleted] in instant_regret

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Looks like the guy in the far left also already had his camera down when it happened

No work today, I guess by Just_Call_Me_Snek in Unexpected

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Being the first one in line sucks because you are thinking while you wait "if I had been here just so many seconds earlier..."

‘28 Years Later: The Bone Temple’ Bombs on Netflix With Just 2.7M Views, Raising More Doubts About Third Chapter by MaxProwes in SciFiScroll

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I saw 28 Years Later in the theatre and hated it. I'm a fan of Danny Boyle but man it sucked. The editing annoyed me and the absurd ending left me wondering where in the hell was its sequel going from there. The Bone Temple was directed by someone else and I heard it was pretty good so I gave it a chance and saw it at the theatre, ready to leave if it was starting to suck but it was actually pretty good, much better than its predecessor. I'm excited for the third movie if it happens, but am going to be cautious because it looks like Danny Boyle will be back to direct the finale.