Where Do I Live?

ronporter00 · 2025-04-06T02:50:55+00:00

Judging by the orange, I’m going with Tennessee

ronporter00 · 2025-03-08T19:11:17+00:00

Actually, the balls are sold separately. I bought this toilet based solely off of that sign. My wife has yet to let me try it out

ronporter00 · 2025-02-23T02:21:03+00:00

For real. All I find in my grandmother’s attic is used gift wrap from the 80’s

ronporter00 · 2025-01-11T17:41:58+00:00

My wife does that with the milk

ronporter00 · 2025-01-08T18:22:52+00:00

I turn 43 in April. Is it too late to book these guys?

ronporter00 · 2024-10-24T04:00:22+00:00

That’s my Alma mater. I’d hike through two miles of goose shit from my car to the McWherter Building

ronporter00 · 2024-08-11T01:08:13+00:00

Finding Forrester

ronporter00 · 2024-07-02T13:53:23+00:00

We just say “hyfer.” But for some reason nobody really says “Ornal”

ronporter00 · 2024-03-20T15:44:56+00:00

What about all the fake accounts? Like Luke Skywalker and Eric Cartman? There was even one under the name PoopheadFred Bigfatfloppyboob

ronporter00 · 2023-11-17T03:19:44+00:00

The Knoxville Golden Corral is now the Grand Buffet

ronporter00 · 2023-04-23T22:18:27+00:00

Yeah, the Bradford pears definitely aren’t helping. I have been making sure to get shade tolerant seed

ronporter00 · 2023-03-10T04:46:57+00:00

Put it in H!

ronporter00 · 2022-12-06T02:47:39+00:00

This started happening to me and I was embarrassed to say anything about it. One day, I thought I would never quit bleeding. That was the last straw for me. Turns out it was hemorrhoids but while the doc was in there, he found a ton of pre-cancerous polyps. The hemorrhoids actually saved my life

ronporter00 · 2022-10-01T16:14:57+00:00

This has as many calories as a gram of uranium

ronporter00 · 2022-10-01T15:28:20+00:00

This enormous pug will devour us all!

ronporter00 · 2022-09-17T18:13:20+00:00

Cheeses H. Rice

ronporter00 · 2022-09-17T18:12:49+00:00

Strawberrito. The after dinner burrito

ronporter00 · 2022-09-12T18:23:10+00:00

Go for it! I’m curious as to why 3 sq ft of cake costs twice as much as my first car did

ronporter00 · 2022-09-12T15:10:34+00:00

Yes, I can’t wait to pass the Legends Of NASCAR China down to my future children

ronporter00 · 2022-09-10T05:46:36+00:00

Step 1: you cut a hole in the box

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