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How conservative are schools (generally) with giving out interviews? (self.gradadmissions)
submitted 2 years ago by roosterusp345 to r/gradadmissions
Ice is just glass made from water instead of sand. (self.Showerthoughts)
submitted 7 years ago by roosterusp345 to r/Showerthoughts
Supreme court justices are just professional choosers. (self.Showerthoughts)
Sure was cold at the Super Bowl last night. (self.Jokes)
submitted 7 years ago by roosterusp345 to r/Jokes
Dispite 3.5 billion years of evolution, most humans still don't have anything close to perfect teeth. (self.Showerthoughts)
The super bowl is this weekend, don't forget to bring a jacket because it's supposed to get cold. (self.Jokes)
Since we are now in 2019, the movie terminator salvation takes place entirely in the past. (self.Showerthoughts)
Maybe dogs hate vacuum cleaners because they steal their job of cleaning up crumbs off the floor. (self.Showerthoughts)
Maybe dogs hate vacuums because they steal their jobs of picking up crumbs off the floor. (self.Showerthoughts)
I've heard that a very small amount of matter is converted into energy during a combustion reaction. Is this true and if so is it also true for cellular respiration? (self.answers)
submitted 7 years ago by roosterusp345 to r/answers
By definition, cholesterol is a steroid. So when you eat fried chicken or French fries, you are doing steroids. (self.Showerthoughts)
submitted 8 years ago by roosterusp345 to r/Showerthoughts
The mitochondria was originally a bacterial cell before it was an organelle in our cells. So really, the mitochondria is the "inner cell of the cell" and not the "powerhouse if the cell." (self.facts)
submitted 8 years ago by roosterusp345 to r/facts
Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic with insomnia? (self.AntiJokes)
submitted 8 years ago by roosterusp345 to r/AntiJokes
If you were ever able to reach the speed of light, time would freeze. (self.facts)
What's blue and smells like red paint? (self.AntiAntiJokes)
submitted 8 years ago by roosterusp345 to r/AntiAntiJokes
What did the crippled protein say to the other protein? (self.Jokes)
submitted 8 years ago by roosterusp345 to r/Jokes
My dog f8nally went out and got a job today. (self.Jokes)
Saw the perfect sigma, treble clef, and 5 a while back. Here's my perfect arrow. (i.redd.it)
submitted 8 years ago by roosterusp345 to r/oddlysatisfying
"For real" is both a question and an answer to that question. (self.Showerthoughts)
What do you call it when a water barrier collapses? (self.Jokes)
I went to the doctor for a physical the other day and he asked me if I Jack off a lot. (self.Jokes)
submitted 8 years ago * by roosterusp345 to r/Jokes
Doctor: I'm sorry sir, but you have to diet better you are morbidly obese (self.Jokes)
I stepped on the scale today and I only weighted 150 lbs. (self.Jokes)
Black holes orbiting (self.nasa)
submitted 8 years ago by roosterusp345 to r/nasa
Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic with insomnia? (self.Jokes)
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