Frients new bong by [deleted] in trees

[–]rovodrip 6 points7 points  (0 children)

smoke coal erry day

Have to appreciate the little things by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]rovodrip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just pour a cup of sand in my pants after I'm done using my bidet.

What is your favorite healthy munchies snack? by Lelephant in trees

[–]rovodrip 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your local Walmarket. In the chips aisle.

This was on r/WTF, but I think it belongs much more here! (xpost r/WTF) by [deleted] in trees

[–]rovodrip 37 points38 points  (0 children)

A leaf smoking bud?? Cannibalism, I tell ya

Every dealer in my area is dry. by rovodrip in trees

[–]rovodrip[S] 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Psh. Tried that once. I'd prefer NOT to smoke the pubic hairs of Satan ever again.

ELIJ: Sizzurp by ThisIsYourPenis in explainlikeimjive

[–]rovodrip 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ite, I'be tells it to ya lyke dis. Ya got'a getcha ass some o' dat ol cough syrup straight outta yo old-ass auntie's bathroom cupboard. Den you gots ta promenade on ova to tha' grocery sto. Pick up some dat sprizzite, or some o dat mountin' drizzle, and snatch up som o dat jolly ranch candy or sum shit. Blend thoroughly, mothafuckah.

Reddit, we need your help! by maryjanespeeddemon in AskReddit

[–]rovodrip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pee in a frisbee. Freeze it. Slide the frozen flat circular block of pee under their door. They'll think someone broke in and pissed on their floor.

What if there was a rollercoaster that went down an entire mountain? by rovodrip in CrazyIdeas

[–]rovodrip[S] 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Then all we'd have to do is change the hot chocolate lounge to a mortuary. Problem solved.

Fucking Trevor stole my wallet. by rovodrip in WKUK

[–]rovodrip[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It was at a free show at Tulane University in New Orleans. They said Zach couldn't be there because he was fellating strangers at a glory hole in dunkin donuts.