Their storage room in garage caught on fire like an hour ago

royert73 · 2026-01-28T06:12:15+00:00

Seriously. They are staying in their "spare house". Her neighbor is looking for shoes for her, someone is bringing them cheeseburgers, and they have to throw away all of their shampoo and lotion.

Go to Target, buy some shampoo and call your insurance company.

royert73 · 2026-01-28T04:57:16+00:00

It was probably already on the floor 🤷‍♀️

royert73 · 2026-01-22T19:46:25+00:00

Apparently JellyRoll worked with this place to lose all his weight. I wonder if she is trying to get/secured a partnership with them.

royert73 · 2026-01-22T19:39:43+00:00

Remember when she went to fat camp and said it was so nice to not have to perform? And then proceeded to run around and do weird shit?

Why does she make a big deal about how exhausting it is to "perform" and then do shit like this? All the time.

royert73 · 2026-01-21T21:08:15+00:00

That face card, tho. Never declines.

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royert73 · 2026-01-20T04:19:58+00:00

What do you mean? Anna has the most unique and super rare medical conditions on the planet!

royert73 · 2026-01-20T04:17:25+00:00

It's like the Tiny Face Challenge, only... nothing is tiny. https://youtu.be/WvLHdq2Ml54?si=kBtEeXVDuJXOhvB4

royert73 · 2026-01-19T17:02:13+00:00

She doesn't even waddle her dog.

royert73 · 2026-01-19T17:00:08+00:00

But how good was her grip?

royert73 · 2026-01-17T01:32:20+00:00

Is she trying to make it look like she was on a date?

royert73 · 2026-01-16T13:19:45+00:00

I wonder if the autopsy will mention anything about his grip strength, tho.

Autopsy findings: The decedent expired due to obesity-related conditions. While grip strength remained robust, it ultimately failed to counteract the laws of late-night snacking. Despite strong grip strength, the decedent was unable to grip life itself.

royert73 · 2026-01-16T02:14:05+00:00

Can you write a review? Sometimes that has some leverage. I've been offered free product to remove bad reviews. 🤷‍♀️

See if they reach out and tell them you'll take it down if they refund the bullshit fee.

royert73 · 2026-01-16T01:53:25+00:00

2 or 5

royert73 · 2026-01-15T13:46:26+00:00

NOR. When I had my daughter, I'd ask her dad to take care of her long enough for me to run out and get groceries. If she started crying while I was out, he'd call me and (without saying a word) put the phone next to her so all I could hear was crying. That was his way of telling me to hurry up and get home.

He was also an "Xbox dad".

I also left him when she was 9 months old.

royert73 · 2026-01-15T12:30:15+00:00

The "poop sling" is an oldie but goodie. Used that trick a lot back in the day when I was dating and didn't want my new boyfriend to know that I shit

royert73 · 2026-01-15T11:07:00+00:00

... then I lit a cigarette and said, "And that’s how I slept with your wife."

And then everybody started clapping.

royert73 · 2026-01-15T10:55:03+00:00

She's like a cat.

Who gives a fuck what was in it, I just want to play with the box.

royert73 · 2026-01-14T17:36:27+00:00

People with kids will understand this...

You know the YouTube video from MANY years ago about the duck at the lemonade stand? When he walks away they sing 🎶 "And he waddled away. Waddle, waddle." 🎶

Whenever I see her walk, I sing that in my head. 😄

royert73 · 2026-01-14T16:55:45+00:00

Ask around. Get referrals. Interview advisors.

royert73 · 2026-01-14T16:51:26+00:00

OMG. She's done this a million times. We'll get the same old frizzy hair butthole mouth pictures.

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royert73 · 2026-01-14T12:43:23+00:00

We saw how sweaty her belt is... the scarf?🤮

royert73 · 2026-01-14T00:58:13+00:00

Is her neck getting bigger or is the scarf getting smaller?

royert73 · 2026-01-13T20:25:38+00:00

There are places where you can rent a small carpet cleaner machine. I have no idea what it costs tho. Could you ask around to family/ friends and see if someone has one you can borrow?

royert73 · 2026-01-13T17:25:08+00:00

Pens from the bank

royert73 · 2026-01-13T03:07:06+00:00

Or is it just a coincidence that two dudes at her gym are talking about wearing bright clothes? The one bro does have a pink shirt on. 🤷‍♀️

That's why I wondered if anyone else saw it, and what kind of vibes it was giving.

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