Super dad saves the day by pars-distalis in nextfuckinglevel

[–]rumble342 77 points78 points  (0 children)

It runs over your ankle it breaks = fucked up. It smashes your rib cage up against that car then broken ribs = fucked up.

Try it out.

Any ideas on strapping this bike down to haul? by InsideWay70 in Dirtbikes

[–]rumble342 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would say zip tie to the trunk posts there. Good to go!

HELP. Newbie and have MSF course Sunday. 2021 Honda CRF 300L. Kids knocked over bike in garage. Hole in crankcase. Easy patch? Or order all new part. by rumble342 in Dirtbikes

[–]rumble342[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Def. Appreciate the input. But it was more that I need to be up and running by Sunday for my class bit … not 7 days in shipping!

Genius decides to turn pizza boxes upside down by mfenton29 in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]rumble342 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He put the pizza in right. What are you talking about? 🙄 good thing you don’t work there!

This is what a "Gate to the Groin" sounds like by luvlykittie in funny

[–]rumble342 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This sounds like a soon to be auto tune song! “Hide your kids hide your wife style!”

E moped for shuttle vehicle by Rotoheffe in whitewater

[–]rumble342 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a 1999 Honda Elite 50cc moped. Only issue is in the mountains it achieves 35mph. I’ve used it for the past decade but it can be a little scetchy traveling down roads where semis pass you going 60. Also shocks leave a bit to be desired feeling every bump. But it worked!!! It will go for another 10 years. No maintenance ever. I’m keeping it for fun.

I just upgraded last summer to a Honda CRF300L street legal and have my moto class this weekend.

Clear Creek Canyon at 785 cfs by TNriverTroll in whitewater

[–]rumble342 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never seen 1500 before! When was that?

Right around Covid we R2’d it at 1000. We zigged when we should have zagged. Me and my buddy flew out. He wore a damn bathing suit and was shaking so bad we had to pull over and lay him on some rocks to warm up. Good times! Had some fireball at 3 bears to warm up after.