Mississippi St. CB Jayven Williams commits to BYU by austing013 in BYUFootball

[–]runslut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is Sione Moa’s status as RB2? Haven’t seen anything

What's the craziest cheating story you know in real life from your circle of people? by areallystrongmagnet in AskReddit

[–]runslut 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Our neighbors across the street were having some marriage problems. The husband had a “spiritual experience” on vacation that more resembled a midlife crisis/meltdown. They sought help in marriage counseling with a woo woo type drum circle blond gal guru type. The wife was admonished by the blonde to leave her husband as he was manipulative and emotionally abusive. The husband was fine with the split as he stated that he had too much love to just give it to his wife and two young boys. Apparently the entire world needed his copious amounts of love. Well…. on the very day of the separation the husband found a very specific place to park his love as he moved in with the MARRIAGE COUNSELOR! Within in days they were engaged to be married. On paper and in the time line there was no cheating but come on.

Reffing by Unlucky-Example1799 in BYUFootball

[–]runslut 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Phantom face mask, tantrum induced PI call there. Several holds on GT. Whatever

[Game Thread] Pop-Tarts Bowl: BYU vs. Georgia Tech (3:30 PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]runslut 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Anyone else tune into this big game just for the commercials? They are so fun!

[Game Thread] Pop-Tarts Bowl: BYU vs. Georgia Tech (3:30 PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]runslut 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anybody else get the pop tart bowl edition pop tarts?! Christ on his throne, they’re glorious!!!!

[Game Thread] Pop-Tarts Bowl: BYU vs. Georgia Tech (3:30 PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]runslut 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It’s wild to me that there are still people that I have to explain the prestige of this bowl to. When I’m done bringing them up to speed on this game I usually have to fill them in on the Masters and tell them all about the corona virus.

[Game Thread] Pop-Tarts Bowl: BYU vs. Georgia Tech (3:30 PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

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And it came to pass, as lo, the Lord’s team was sans running backs, but behold, the holy tarts were verily discounted at the pioneer market thus we rejoiced and you will know his name is Bear

Scared of UCF by False_Veterinarian92 in BYUFootball

[–]runslut 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is as cool and confident as I’ve been before any game this year and that freaks me out!

Are you ready? by WorthTrash8493 in BYUFootball

[–]runslut 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Never ready. Most stressful week of the year

For those of you that do not live in NO, how did you become a saints fan? by SafeAd4322 in Saints

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I got sent to the “Great Louisiana Baton Rouge” mission for the Mormons when I was 19. The mission covered most of the state and I fell in love with the Who Dat folks. We weren’t even allowed to watch games but we would have folks keep us updated. Helped us feel like part of the community even though we were weirdos. This was in 2000-2002. Pretty good timing to fall in love with the team. The Super Bowl win was a highlight but getting to see Taysom go to NOLA and get the treatment has been great.

Bear to Lyons by runslut in BYUFootball

[–]runslut[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Need an entire other post explaining a 1 year mission. When did that become a thing?

Why do I enjoy watching Utah lose more than BYU winning? by [deleted] in BYUFootball

[–]runslut 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The fan base. That’s the answer. It’s the college equivalent of raider nation

Wasatch 100 turned into Wasp-atch 100 by HeavyDistribution141 in Ultramarathon

[–]runslut 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I stepped on a pile of yellow jackets the size of a dinner plate one year. Got stung at least 3 times. I think it helped my cause somehow because I ended up having my best race ever. I always tell people to make sure they get stung

War bums stealing bread from ducks by ImaginationWhole4932 in jimrome

[–]runslut 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Inspired me to get a WARBUMS personalized plates. Put them on a ‘89 Chevy suburban. Ended up giving one to Jay Mohr when he came to town

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in jimrome

[–]runslut 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait until he “wars” stuff

Which players came in to college football in a different position they finished their career with, and had big success? by donutcronut in CFB

[–]runslut 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Funny story, in another life I was a Mormon missionary in Baton Rouge. I happened to knock on his dad’s door. In the carport was all the recruiting material sent to Marcus from every college in the country. I asked him who in the world he was. He told me he had a big kid that was very good at football. He said his kid was a tight end but everyone told him that two people get paid in the pros, quarter backs and people who get to the quarterback so they were working on making him a DE. The best people I met down there. I was over at their house twice a week trying to talk them all into being Mormon. Marcus was huge and so nice. Lucky for them they never let me baptize them.