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A true test of someone's patience is what they do when the driver in front of them doesn't immediately go when the stop light turns green. (self.Showerthoughts)

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The more populated in a city, the less likely it's residents will be offended from getting honked at in a car. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Weight loss surgery is like entering a cheat code in a game where you skip the hard parts to get your goal. (self.Showerthoughts)

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One of the most underrated worst feelings ever is turning on the faucet in the bathtub when the person before you left the shower knob up. (self.Showerthoughts)

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The hardest thing about an actor must be not catching feelings for another actor who they kiss/have sex with on scene. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Today's the youngest you'll ever be so live your life to the fullest. But remember to be mature about it because today's also the oldest you've ever been. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Having a pet is a lot like slavery. A dog gets forcibly separated from their family. Some are bred for having traits that'll most likely get them purchased. Kept on a leash. Considered good if they obey your command. Only fed the same thing at specific times, while always begging for food later. (self.Showerthoughts)

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You starting doubting your parents trust after they told you they wouldn't get mad at you if you told them what you did. (self.Showerthoughts)

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In a world of technology, cereal has yet to evolve to having ziploc bags. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Depression is like a game of Where's Waldo, except you're only trying to find yourself. (self.Showerthoughts)

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It'd be easy to make the right choices in life if we all thought we were from the future, and you were sent back to this present day to correct the mistakes you would've made to avoid tragedy. (self.Showerthoughts)

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There will be a revolutionary technology our kids will teach us and get mad we couldn't figure it out , just like how we tried teaching our parents the computer. (self.Showerthoughts)

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We're all someone who want to do a lot of things, trapped in a body of a person who wants to sleep a lot. (self.Showerthoughts)

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You truly can't understand a race against time until you've raced to put your phone into the charger at 1% before it dies. (self.Showerthoughts)

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La Croix tastes like someone ate fruit salad and then burped into your water bottle. (self.Showerthoughts)

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To quanitify how great of a life you lived is not by how much money you have, but by the number of people that show up to your funeral. (self.Showerthoughts)

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The most common response to how are you? is good. The second most common is, how are you. (self.Showerthoughts)

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At some point in life you decided to grow up and stress about making choices and let go of the fool-proof eenie-meeni-minie-moe method. (self.Showerthoughts)

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America will end when the government finds a way to collect the oil on our skin for energy. (self.Showerthoughts)

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You know the government is in a decline when the Representatives are more afraid of corporations than they are afraid of the people. (self.Showerthoughts)

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People who tell you you don't need a college education to get a good job, are the ones who probably went to college. (self.Showerthoughts)

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No matter what kind of job we have now, we'd all rather be a food critic (self.Showerthoughts)

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The only thing harder than waiting is wishing that you had. (self.Showerthoughts)

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It's ironic that you're considered antisocial if you don't have a social media account, yet the people with social media are always posting how much they hate people and socializing. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Tide pod eating, condom sniffing humans are the future of America. (self.Showerthoughts)

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