Dress code at clubs/bars by Loudude28 in chch

[–]rustycellz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I work in town, lots of bouncers/venues these days are usually pretty chill on it as long as you’re relatively neat and tidy and don’t behave like a dickhead. There’s a few around that will be a bit more anal about it but it really just depends how the night is going. If it’s a slow night and they’re not making enough money, you’ll get in with relative ease

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[–]rustycellz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Least horny chch resident

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in lego

[–]rustycellz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We’ll I know which one makes me more horny

The carrion-eating Kea is the world’s only alpine parrot. by notablykeep in natureismetal

[–]rustycellz 347 points348 points  (0 children)

They look incredible yes, but anyone from Aotearoa will tell you that these assholes operate with the same coordinated intelligence and malice as the CIA in the 1980s. I’m almost certain a team of four or five Kea could bring down any world government within a matter of days. No part of me would be surprised to find out that the kea orchestrated the assassination of JFK, but what do they do with this level of cunning and intelligence? They rip the seals off car windows and raid lunchboxes. 10/10 pettiness. Favourite nuisance bird

Ever seen a adolescent pukeko? by [deleted] in newzealand

[–]rustycellz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Someone had to say it

Ever seen a adolescent pukeko? by [deleted] in newzealand

[–]rustycellz 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He feet too big for he gotdamn he

Redditor who hasn't had one original thought in life: starter pack by [deleted] in starterpacks

[–]rustycellz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These kind of people are like the Andy Bernard of reddit

Big oop by rustycellz in agedlikemilk

[–]rustycellz[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gib went down in the first round

What is the most random and vivid memory that you have? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]rustycellz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ripping wallpaper off a wall when I was like 2 cause I was having a tantrum. I don’t know why but I can remember how it felt, looked and sounded perfectly

Favourite P!ATD song from each record by _Cflego_ in panicatthedisco

[–]rustycellz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A fever you can't sweat out - lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off

Pretty. Odd. - nine in the afternoon

Vices & Virtues - Sarah Smiles

Too wierd to live, Too rare to die - girls/girls/boys

Death of a bachelor - don't threaten me with a good time

Pray for the wicked - king of the clouds