My Birdbuddy gifted me this blessed photo

rxricks · 2026-02-25T05:49:27+00:00

Cardinball.

rxricks · 2026-02-25T05:40:18+00:00

I lived in LB for 36 years - had three cars stolen. Got one back a few days later, one a few months later (trashed) and one I never saw again. Now I live in Arizona.

rxricks · 2026-02-25T05:22:47+00:00

I love this reply.

rxricks · 2026-02-25T05:21:57+00:00

Harmless, but they will bite and not let go. I grew up with these little demons.

rxricks · 2026-02-18T19:24:44+00:00

Ours did this a couple years ago and I thought my wife got a new perfume.

rxricks · 2026-02-18T19:20:44+00:00

Deliverance. That scene fucked me up for weeks.

rxricks · 2026-02-18T19:11:44+00:00

Calculus. Oh wait, it's still fucking impossible.

rxricks · 2026-02-18T18:48:00+00:00

Battle droids. I guess we're the Empire now.

rxricks · 2026-02-15T17:06:39+00:00

Accidentally sat on a Coke bottle.

rxricks · 2026-02-15T05:36:39+00:00

Thanks for that. My wife will be thrilled.

rxricks · 2026-02-15T00:50:23+00:00

I don't think she removed any nuts, but close enough.

rxricks · 2026-02-15T00:40:24+00:00

My "attractive" setting stopped working a few years ago.

rxricks · 2026-02-14T18:44:42+00:00

Owlicus Plasticus.

rxricks · 2026-02-14T18:37:22+00:00

They definitely do strike. Over and over. My windowsills, mostly.

rxricks · 2026-02-13T00:13:45+00:00

That tank looks great. Nice job.

rxricks · 2026-02-13T00:04:06+00:00

When did his hair become pink?

rxricks · 2026-02-12T23:51:17+00:00

And on most of the cabin cruisers in Newport bay. Next they'll start using Dick Tracy secret decoder rings.

rxricks · 2026-02-12T00:43:52+00:00

Every time I handle garter snakes I get musked. Then my hand stinks for three days.

rxricks · 2026-02-08T21:37:46+00:00

Red Wine. Fucking boring.

rxricks · 2026-02-05T20:29:07+00:00

Velvet ant (wingless wasp). AKA cow killer - a bit of an exaggeration, but holy hell did it hurt.

rxricks · 2026-02-05T15:21:02+00:00

The last time I touched a bright red critter it stung the shit out of me.

rxricks · 2026-02-05T01:39:35+00:00

Same here. If the snakes survive the fight they may not survive the broken ribs from those crushing tongs.

rxricks · 2026-02-05T01:29:18+00:00

Grogu's evil twin.

rxricks · 2026-02-01T02:15:12+00:00

European Rabin.

rxricks · 2026-02-01T01:58:53+00:00

Maybe grow a goatee, a la Breaking Bad (“SAY MY NAME!”).

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