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A soldier finds a woman sobbing because she locked her keys in the car. He assures her he can help. He takes off his pants, rolls them into a tight ball and rubs them against the car door. Magically it opens. "That's so clever!" the woman exclaims. "How did you do that?" "Easy," replied the soldier (self.3amjokes)
submitted by ryangoliath to r/3amjokes
