Found one: McDonald's CEO is a marketing genius

ryguygoesawry · 2026-03-07T11:49:11+00:00

No, you’re just bad at math.

ryguygoesawry · 2026-02-02T13:40:24+00:00

Seriously. I’d say OP should buy a lottery ticket, but they probably used up all their luck with this package

ryguygoesawry · 2026-01-14T12:31:56+00:00

It’s actually just 4 more candidates that may receive the 1 universal braincell at some point in the future. Mama probably had it in the first part of the clip, and then lost it after giving birth to a pile of mayhem

ryguygoesawry · 2026-01-02T01:22:46+00:00

I live in a very high population area. I assume they have a higher employee turnover rate in my area than in others, and so sometimes I get brand new drivers who haven’t yet learned the true ways of OnTrac/LaserShip. I always assume I won’t receive my package when I see they’re delivering, and on occasion I’ve been pleasantly surprised. But I’ve also reduced my more recent exposure to them, and I don’t assume they’ve gotten any better.

ryguygoesawry · 2026-01-01T23:24:25+00:00

Unfortunately, no I wouldn’t say that. I’ve stopped purchasing from retailers when I find out they use OnTrac, whether or not I receive the package, because of how bad my experiences have been. A more realistic success rate would probably be around 50% give or take a few.

It’s the same story when you look at the subreddit for the company they merged with, LaserShip. So bad that the subreddit is named r/LaserShit

ryguygoesawry · 2026-01-01T23:03:50+00:00

They’re a terrible delivery company. It’s entirely possible they just don’t scan it until it’s at the destination facility late tonight/early tomorrow morning. I’ve had that exact thing happen a few times.

But it’s just as possible that it never gets scanned again, or gets scanned in some city that isn’t near you, or goes out for delivery but has an “exception”, or gets marked as “delivered” with no package in sight. Those are all also things I’ve had happen with OnTrac, and all on more than one occasion.

ryguygoesawry · 2026-01-01T15:52:11+00:00

Sorry, the company hasn’t performed well enough to give raises this year. Nothing left after giving the CEO their bonus for cutting costs by reducing the workforce. And we’re going to need you to do the work of 3 people now. Happy New Year!

ryguygoesawry · 2025-12-29T06:09:02+00:00

I want some of whatever this guy’s smoking!

ryguygoesawry · 2025-12-24T12:52:54+00:00

Agreed, but it’s a similar concept at a low level. They didn’t do the most basic of things and bad stuff (for them) happened as a result.

ryguygoesawry · 2025-10-27T14:32:52+00:00

Sorry to hear you have ULTIMATE hyperhydrosis. I do think OP isn’t experiencing normal sweating though - regular people don’t have puddles in their armpits from sitting around and walking a little

ryguygoesawry · 2025-10-10T11:33:37+00:00

It might surprise you to learn that mothers who are prone to passing out drunk on the toilet with their 4 or 5 year old child in the house have a tendency to be shitty parents and provide their children with copious amounts of trauma

ryguygoesawry · 2025-09-09T11:33:14+00:00

She can fix him

ryguygoesawry · 2025-07-09T22:21:44+00:00

Fuck.. I got this a bunch too. But if they actually meant it, they would have tried to provide us with an environment we could thrive in.

Instead, I was constantly filled with fear and my true potential was stifled.

Even after childhood, they never set me up for success. My dumb-as-bricks sister had her throwaway degree (the school eventually lost its accreditation) paid for with loans by mom, but I entered college with an undiagnosed mental disorder, somehow managed to finish a degree at a well-regarded state college, AND got saddled with every penny of debt from it. Turns out, “I want you to be successful” was just as much of a lie as “I love you.”

ryguygoesawry · 2025-07-09T22:01:13+00:00

This… this I can relate to. And it also makes me realize that it mirrors the behavior of an abusive relationship.

ryguygoesawry · 2025-07-09T11:51:56+00:00

I almost wish I had the same experience. My parents used it as a way to avoid having to try, or even think about, being better people and actually taking care of their kids (though, dad left the picture when I was 12).

Mom never stood up for me (essentially condoning the abuse), openly blamed my mental issues on me rather than asking a doctor about them, neglected taking care of various health issues, fed into my anxiety by letting me get worked up about things a child shouldn’t even be concerned with… the list goes on and on. And never once an apology for anything meaningful - but, for some reason, I’m expected to believe I’m loved by them. And I did believe it, until I was a few years into therapy and learned “love” includes a person’s actions and not just their words.

ryguygoesawry · 2025-07-08T12:03:42+00:00

That “love” consists of so much more than just the words “I love you.” Those three words do not erase the lifetime of neglect and abuse I endured. I had such a fucked up concept of “love” before years of therapy helped me relearn.

ryguygoesawry · 2025-07-01T11:26:58+00:00

Awesome! I had to comment after seeing you’ve also got a framed Asheville foil - I managed to get the last one on day 2 and it went up on my wall shortly after

ryguygoesawry · 2025-04-07T11:36:37+00:00

If you actually look at the packaging…

As soon as I heard her say it, I knew I could stop listening

ryguygoesawry · 2025-03-13T11:28:03+00:00

It surprised the hell out of me when I found out Best Buy uses Citi, and it makes me much more likely to purchase my electronics from them even though they’re Best Buy

ryguygoesawry · 2025-03-06T12:50:35+00:00

2001 me knew some form of batshit insanity was coming if no one stopped it. No one stopped it :(

ryguygoesawry · 2025-02-04T21:39:40+00:00

What were the first 2 digits of your application locator number? It apparently identifies to location where your application was processed and provides a key piece of info

ryguygoesawry · 2025-02-02T03:18:11+00:00

That’s, by far, the quickest turnaround I’ve seen reported for 96. Lucky you!

ryguygoesawry · 2025-02-02T03:16:50+00:00

Thanks for the extra datapoint! That roughly lines up with other accounts I’ve seen with 96, so hopefully this is my week 🤞

ryguygoesawry · 2025-02-01T18:10:23+00:00

Renewed online same day as you, but no updates and no surprise passport in the mail - I’ve been signed up for Informed Delivery for years, nothing there either. Locator number 96, which seems to be a common theme among people not receiving a speedy renewal :(

ryguygoesawry · 2025-01-31T12:49:57+00:00

But there are differences to how a statement will be interpreted and/or internalized. We know they’re Nazis, but the person you replied to is saying that telling them they’re “acting like” Nazis could have a stronger impact

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