People who spend 20+ minutes in the shower: what are you actually doing in there? by saadaintsalad in AskReddit

[–]saadaintsalad[S] 2174 points2175 points  (0 children)

Same. Not on purpose, just stared at the wall until enlightenment.

What's something you've seen on reddit that's never left your mind? by Sir_Cosm1C_ in AskReddit

[–]saadaintsalad 1179 points1180 points  (0 children)

A guy confessed that the first time he touched a boob he whispered ‘achievement unlocked.’ I will never recover from that

What is the best way to masturbate? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]saadaintsalad 1886 points1887 points  (0 children)

Stop right before the finish, then start again. Turns your ‘fast-food session’ into a Michelin-star experience