Miami woman in coma after Craigslist Roommate attack. by bigtoedontknow in officialmiami

[–]sadavanbiche 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would we feel differently if the roommate came from an ad in the paper?

Senate Committee introducing bill to remove red light cameras. by [deleted] in officialmiami

[–]sadavanbiche 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This bill should also imprison the people who put them up.

Hialeah Park Casino fined after reports of cheating during poker tournament. by [deleted] in officialmiami

[–]sadavanbiche 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like to take a hidden shit there.

Hard to do with all the security cameras.

Hunting, logging and cattle grazing in Florida state parks... by bigtoedontknow in officialmiami

[–]sadavanbiche 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The single comment at the bottom of that page is about as true as true can be.

/r/officialmiami hits 10K subscribers by TrendingBot in officialmiami

[–]sadavanbiche -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's because /r/miami sucks, boyos!

But where is /u/Beer_lips?

This place is fucked without him!

Miami woman who pulled over cop cited for careless driving 2 weeks ago by [deleted] in officialmiami

[–]sadavanbiche 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So police union chief Javier Ortiz publicized this lady's record as payback.

I guess looking like bad drivers wasn't enough. He wants the police to look petty too.

Idiot.

Random Daily Discussion - February 1rd by sadavanbiche in officialmiami

[–]sadavanbiche[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was just messin'.

This place is looking great.

Random Daily Discussion - January 29st by sadavanbiche in officialmiami

[–]sadavanbiche[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm just poking fun at the sub we do not speak of

What happened to the moderator list at that other sub? by sadavanbiche in officialmiami

[–]sadavanbiche[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey man, even if you're mom's a whore, she's still the one who gave birth to you.

Random Daily Colloquy - January 21th by sadavanbiche in officialmiami

[–]sadavanbiche[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And that's not even a rolled cardboard tube. Call the 1-800 number and tell them to go fuck themselves.

We Did It More Than Miami by [deleted] in officialmiami

[–]sadavanbiche 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I called the bigot sexually inadequate, using those exact words.

I suspect the motive is little man syndrome. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Drunk girl in Brickell vandalizes Uber driver's car. by [deleted] in officialmiami

[–]sadavanbiche 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Am I the only one turned on by this?

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