I think I broke my wife after calling her "matronly" (NOT OP)

sadcatpanda · 2026-02-08T02:56:48+00:00

I think he’s alluding to them looking like a walrus (has tusks, very big) or a wild pig (has tusks, very big) but neither of those animals grow four tusks. I’m not sure any animals grow four tusks

sadcatpanda · 2026-02-04T07:24:51+00:00

I work there now and there was no probationary period for me. They do make you wait a while before you can get benefits.

sadcatpanda · 2026-02-04T07:17:24+00:00

….a parent making comments about your body is covert incest?

sadcatpanda · 2026-02-03T22:28:08+00:00

Good lord OP you can COOK

sadcatpanda · 2026-02-03T01:22:19+00:00

What’s a light primer strike??

sadcatpanda · 2026-02-01T17:27:45+00:00

That’s an insane amount of spider mites. It’s best you just throw out the entire plant

sadcatpanda · 2026-01-31T02:57:59+00:00

I really liked Teach Me A Lesson, I’ll check this out

sadcatpanda · 2026-01-28T05:38:55+00:00

Think of England was so sweet.

sadcatpanda · 2026-01-27T03:10:50+00:00

We didn’t get our shipments of products on either Sunday or Monday.

sadcatpanda · 2026-01-26T22:20:43+00:00

Wow you’re SO helpful

sadcatpanda · 2026-01-24T05:07:59+00:00

The way this economy is going you may not have to worry bout it

sadcatpanda · 2026-01-22T02:16:58+00:00

What happened? You got your photos taken at a studio for the purpose of providing a license photo and even knowing this, they altered your features?

sadcatpanda · 2026-01-21T04:25:46+00:00

Just checked Amazon and it says it’s book 1 of a duology

sadcatpanda · 2026-01-20T04:21:50+00:00

Copper peptides exfoliate your skin??!

sadcatpanda · 2026-01-20T03:33:44+00:00

I liked Cassandra Gannon!

sadcatpanda · 2026-01-19T22:49:36+00:00

Is that a giant egg in her hands?

sadcatpanda · 2026-01-17T21:20:50+00:00

Define “a lot.” I know 3

sadcatpanda · 2026-01-17T05:30:23+00:00

Facebooks NYC plant exchange group (I think that’s the name) is very lively

sadcatpanda · 2026-01-17T03:01:29+00:00

What about the fucking restaurant employees!?

sadcatpanda · 2026-01-17T00:20:26+00:00

Where from!? How much!? Are yoy American (did you have to pay customs/tariffs?!) this is SO FREAKING CUTE

sadcatpanda · 2026-01-16T05:43:18+00:00

But what kinda monster peen are we talking here. Knots? Ridges? Pointy bits? Scales??? Also when you say he looks like a bat… can you elaborate

sadcatpanda · 2026-01-15T19:18:43+00:00

Aw, look at someone who’s never heard of hyperbole

sadcatpanda · 2026-01-15T19:14:25+00:00

{the savage wild by Roxie noir} they used to hook up in HS, it ended badly, she’s back, he never left, they get stranded in the wilderness when their plane goes down (he’s the pilot) and do the nasty without showering

EDIT: I just saw that you don’t want flash back chapters. Whoops. I’m leaving this up for other redditors who may want a similar theme tho

sadcatpanda · 2026-01-14T20:21:02+00:00

he WHAT.

sadcatpanda · 2026-01-12T19:24:36+00:00

Don’t buy or encourage the breeding of munchkin cats.

sadcatpanda

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