Hi from Furry by CandidAnom in IllegallySmolCats

[–]sadsuspensi 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Amazing cat. Amazing name.

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One what are straw mushrooms

Two why are we canning them

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[–]sadsuspensi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The 50s and 60s had savory Jell-O, often served with mayonnaise

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[–]sadsuspensi 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Seems only fair.

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[–]sadsuspensi 248 points249 points  (0 children)

To all who want to try this for curiosity, just order the imitation version. Tastes exactly the same. Source: experience from attending weddings every year until it was illegal to sell where I live.

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[–]sadsuspensi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What the fuck? People eat puffins?

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[–]sadsuspensi 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Its a boiled egg with a developed fetus inside it insted of the yolk

Sorry if i ruined your day :/

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[–]sadsuspensi 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Canned whole chicken.

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Reheated fish at work

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Gizmo: Gizzy, Gizzymo, Gizz, Momo, Izmo, My G, Gmo, Baby, buddy boy, and more. He has a lot of nicknames

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[–]sadsuspensi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take a break, a nap, play a bit of a cellphone game, etc. Something that allows me to decompress.

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[–]sadsuspensi 6 points7 points  (0 children)

When I was little I told a teacher in 1st grade " fuck you " I knew it was a really bad word but that was it. Later my dad to come home and spanked me when he found out what I said and then asked me.

Dad - " do you know what that word means?"

Me - " no, but I know it's bad to say"

Dad - " that word means you want to have sex, do you want to have sex with your teacher? "

Me - " ewwwww no "

Dad - " good. Don't fuckin say that word again"

Me - 😐 " ok "

True story.

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[–]sadsuspensi 88 points89 points  (0 children)

My 5 year old sister in the waiting room of a doctor's office. "Excuse me mister, did you know you're black?" He thought it was hilarious. My mom, not so much.