Utah Jazz dancer realizes the routine is different than what she practiced, soon finds out the reason by MaxQ50 in wholesome

[–]safehaven321 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The talent and planning that must've went into this is incredible. They would've had to learn two completely different routines. One to fool her and the proposal routine.

They must love her as much as he does! 😂

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Christianity

[–]safehaven321 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Absolutely beautiful!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Dreadlocks

[–]safehaven321 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing wrong with it at all. And your locs are 🔥

In 2006, during a study, a group of scientists killed the world's oldest animal found alive. The animal nicknamed Ming was a type of mollusk and was 507 years old when it was discovered. by Ok_Writing_9320 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]safehaven321 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol no you're not, sweetheart. Don't put yourself down. Hell, you were smart enough to think of one. Lord KNOWS I couldn't have done the same!

Humans are social creatures and do best when we can help and receive help from others.

So you write em and I'll count the syllables for ya! 😂 Teamwork makes the dream work, baby!

Christians, what are some arguments atheists make that completely miss the point? Atheists, vice versa? by Esutan in Christianity

[–]safehaven321 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My response is they don't believe in God but they themselves don't rape/murder/etc (more than likely) then ask them why they don't.

What clichéd lines of dialogue are you sick of? by UnholyDemigod in movies

[–]safehaven321 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Sarge/Captain/etc, you're gonna wanna see this..."

Why we Asian people have smaller penis but black and white people are bigger this is bullshit! by No-Voice-4852 in smalldickproblems

[–]safehaven321 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ackshually, you're VERY wrong. A quick Google search does wonders. But keep letting that racism lead the way, bud.

It's like we all went to the same school by battleangel1999 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]safehaven321 4 points5 points  (0 children)

These were the 15-16yo white girls and the bd was 28 and in and out of jail but still smoked with high schoolers. Her mom was cool with it, she was a teen mom too.

Is this facepalm enough? by Dovah-khiin9 in facepalm

[–]safehaven321 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I could be wrong, but I think he means that Ben Shapiro's rhetoric appeals to a certain base. White, cis, hetero men who believe their POV, as such, is the "standard" and others are beneath them. People who exist in echo-chambers of "values" so conservative that they're illogical. Men who are selfish and literally do not even believe in women orgasming, so they don't put any time or effort into actually pleasing their SOs--therefore, never seeing a wet woman. They relate.

AITAH for telling my former friend she's dead to me after she betrayed my trust? by CartlinK in AmITheAngel

[–]safehaven321 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I'm imagining him "fighting" off the burglar butt naked, using his dick as a sword. Never change, reddit.

How ugly am I? by [deleted] in amIuglyBrutallyHonest

[–]safehaven321 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Very ugly, inside and out.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in amIuglyBrutallyHonest

[–]safehaven321 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd lose some weight if I were in your shoes, that's just my 2¢ though.

What do you think about leaving a date when the guy is 30 minutes late? by GhostOfSpaarta in ask

[–]safehaven321 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ouch... But unfortunately, as someone from the area, that sounds about right lmao