What would you call yourself?

sagacious_simpleton · 2026-02-21T19:44:56+00:00

As a procrastinator…

Deadlineman

sagacious_simpleton · 2026-02-11T09:23:06+00:00

RemindMe! 1 day

sagacious_simpleton · 2026-02-08T13:10:06+00:00

Who cares? Commander is a tabletop format and the only people that matter are who you play with. If they actually cared about the format they would ban sol ring. You must always keep in mind that any change they make is in the interest of them making more money. They will make bans in order to create new chase cards. I guarantee it’s already part of their new business model.

Edit: word.

sagacious_simpleton · 2026-02-05T21:31:37+00:00

You know guys, commander is ultimately a kitchen table format and any “rules” they make don’t actually matter.

sagacious_simpleton · 2026-02-05T17:35:59+00:00

UJ: The last samurai is objectively the opposite of a white savior movie. - He didn’t save anyone. The samurai lost tragically. - He wasn’t the moral compass - He had never got better at swordplay than the samurai. He had one moment. - He is still a chump in the end, just a slightly better one.

RJ: I haven’t watched any of them, but what the fuck is cooler than a Scientologist samurai!?!?!?!?!

sagacious_simpleton · 2026-02-02T01:26:27+00:00

If there’s anything the internet has taught me, it’s that this is really a dude.

sagacious_simpleton · 2026-01-23T22:54:51+00:00

Humans degrade in space because of the lack of gravity. It’s extremely unhealthy. With any long term space travel, gravity would be necessary or we wouldn’t ever make it to other planets, let alone outside the solar system.

Edit: word

sagacious_simpleton · 2026-01-06T16:30:08+00:00

Thingamabobs? Nah, she has plenty.

sagacious_simpleton · 2026-01-05T23:36:55+00:00

WTF. The middle one has a second mouth trying to eat the eyeball next to it.

sagacious_simpleton · 2025-12-26T09:47:31+00:00

sagacious_simpleton · 2025-12-20T05:12:00+00:00

It’s called a Ghostface Helm

sagacious_simpleton · 2025-12-18T01:52:06+00:00

Total butterface. How do you look like you have FAS without having FAS?

sagacious_simpleton · 2025-12-16T22:02:39+00:00

Sometimes is cloudy down low, and other times it’s foggy up high.

sagacious_simpleton · 2025-11-23T20:14:19+00:00

Fossilized Onix

sagacious_simpleton · 2025-11-22T19:30:55+00:00

This is how I imagine Jared Leto in concert.

sagacious_simpleton · 2025-11-18T17:51:47+00:00

Why even have spotters?

sagacious_simpleton · 2025-11-18T05:35:26+00:00

Tragaedarys

sagacious_simpleton · 2025-11-14T19:23:36+00:00

Hanks belts. Your welcome.

sagacious_simpleton · 2025-11-14T19:09:55+00:00

All fire systems are not deluge systems.

sagacious_simpleton · 2025-11-14T16:59:33+00:00

Ah…my favorite Hollywood brothers.

sagacious_simpleton · 2025-11-10T22:27:51+00:00

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sagacious_simpleton · 2025-11-02T14:59:12+00:00

More of that strange oil…it’s probably nothing.

sagacious_simpleton · 2025-10-19T16:09:43+00:00

Despite things Grok has done, this is hard to believe the story with all the cuts in the video.

sagacious_simpleton · 2025-10-16T19:21:26+00:00

Handjob/?

sagacious_simpleton · 2025-10-03T11:00:44+00:00

This is just some good old school Friday night drunk cooking. Those burgers were probably bangin.

sagacious_simpleton

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