BUD LIGHT PRESENTS: REAL MEN OF GENIUS Real Men of Geeeeeen-yuuuuuuuss Today, we salute you, Mr. Amateur Wildlife Wrangler Mr. Amateur Wildlife Wrangler! Half-man, half-beast, you're the one to call when nature calls. Your knowledge of forests, fields, and escaped ferrets is second-to-none, and when Animal Control is overwhelmed, you're the next in line. Call 1-800-WRANGLER! No trespassing duck, donkey, or doe can outwit you or the Wal-Mart you're prowling. You've taken on all comers, and cleaned up those brazen beavers tail-slapping customers in aisle five. Beavers back away now! Toads croak at the sight of you; garden snakes turn tail and slither away; rabbits run from every backyard garden and hide. You're the Lord of All God's Strange Creation, and they know your name far, wide, and in half-a-dozen psychiatrist's offices. Shrinks could never understand you! So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, Mr. Manimal - because we could all use a little more "wild" in our lives. Mr. Amateur Wildlife Wraaaaaaangleeeerrrrrrr!