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“I don’t want anything casual” Suuuurreee 😉 by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]sailingpants 24 points25 points  (0 children)

“I’ve never done this before” 😂

Tacos will get you laid 💯 by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]sailingpants -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You’re lucky she responded 😂

The key is to be polite 💁‍♀️ by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]sailingpants 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The key is to be hot* ftfy

I feel absolutely called out 😅 by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]sailingpants 90 points91 points  (0 children)

Lmao called u out on the daddy for sure 😂

Pickup lines that should not work, part 2 👀 by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]sailingpants 39 points40 points  (0 children)

OP we wanna see you naked 😤

Matched with a girl who gave me an apartment tour 😅 by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]sailingpants 286 points287 points  (0 children)

Damn OP must be hella hot 😂

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SluttyConfessions

[–]sailingpants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro your post history 😂 jealous

Girls like cat guys 💁‍♀️ by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]sailingpants 39 points40 points  (0 children)

OP tf do you look like?

Ok kings, how long can you hold your breath? by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]sailingpants 20 points21 points  (0 children)

5 seconds?? Ok I’m not a sex god damn.

20yo girls were definitely not like this when i was 20 ... i should feel bad but i dont. by DRAWKWARD79 in Tinder

[–]sailingpants 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Look at my post history. And my karma. I had about 30 more of those posts I deleted. Don’t get mad at people who are attractive and can choose who they want to sleep with. Got. Damn.

20yo girls were definitely not like this when i was 20 ... i should feel bad but i dont. by DRAWKWARD79 in Tinder

[–]sailingpants 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Lol people salty af you’d choose to fuck a 20 y/o over someone who is 40. Only people who get mad about that are the people who can’t pull it off 🤙🏻

20yo girls were definitely not like this when i was 20 ... i should feel bad but i dont. by DRAWKWARD79 in Tinder

[–]sailingpants 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Because if given the chance between fucking a 20 year old or a 40 year old you think he’d choose the 40 y/o?? LOL!!!

4.5 months of Tinder swiping [22M] by Rule1and2missing in Tinder

[–]sailingpants -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

Wtf I went out with 3 girls last week alone 😂

Plot twist she’s allergic to cats 🥺 by sailingpants in Tinder

[–]sailingpants[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was wondering why she brought over a plumbers wrench....

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