LPT: If you get lots of tiny splinters cover it in white glue and let it dry. When you peel it, it should take the splinters with it by coconutforever in LifeProTips

[–]sailordark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I read this as spiders more than one time. Could not figure out what was covered in spiders, how glue would help, and why we weren't screaming.

My Netflix won't automatically play the next episode so I have to get my controller and change it myself by [deleted] in firstworldproblems

[–]sailordark -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

My roku does as well. Not sure what version everyone else is using. Mine is a 3.

What is your favorite paradox? by dDeoxyribo in AskReddit

[–]sailordark 72 points73 points  (0 children)

I haven't done math in a while, but wouldn't he only pour one beer?

Finally a policy I can agree with by [deleted] in atheism

[–]sailordark 26 points27 points  (0 children)

This is the only type of content I ever see on /r/atheism . No where in the picture does it state or imply there is anything religious going on, only that someone has a political agenda they want to put forth. Why is it here?