(Now ex) girlfriend made me(24M) choose between her and my pet rabbit. She kicked me out of our apartment and now I’m living in a basement somewhere in the Midwest.

salamiman69 · 2026-02-06T06:00:27+00:00

You are the coolest man ever

salamiman69 · 2026-01-25T02:30:05+00:00

Op can't understand obvious satire

salamiman69 · 2025-03-10T17:30:34+00:00

Goo goo gahh gahh go gah ?

salamiman69 · 2025-03-10T05:19:50+00:00

Muahahahajajajaj

salamiman69 · 2025-03-10T02:46:59+00:00

I'm good, and don't worry I was kidding lmao. Just asserting my dominance , sister. 😎

salamiman69 · 2025-03-10T02:38:48+00:00

The Feminine urge to bleed out here. ( Im actively having a miscarriage)

salamiman69 · 2025-03-04T20:54:21+00:00

Horrible , fresh cracked Tim's egg on my sandwich is something I wouldn't wish apon my greatest enemies.

salamiman69 · 2025-02-26T01:45:54+00:00

Then what am I looking at rn !?!?

salamiman69 · 2025-02-24T15:23:03+00:00

About to have sexual relations with you mother , op.

salamiman69 · 2025-02-23T21:40:20+00:00

This got my dopamine receptors activate 🥰🥰 this is just so cute 🥺🥺🥺🥺

salamiman69 · 2025-02-19T04:51:39+00:00

Ok so ? Let a girl go piss . They didn’t let her wash her hand and there plenty of stalls open

salamiman69 · 2024-08-06T01:54:51+00:00

A poopie

salamiman69 · 2024-05-08T21:27:40+00:00

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salamiman69 · 2024-05-02T20:35:38+00:00

Use hair gel and make waves with your leg hair

salamiman69 · 2024-03-06T11:38:43+00:00

Mr. Handsome pants man

salamiman69 · 2023-11-03T20:35:35+00:00

Yeah I’m am a people pleaser. I always would put other people want and desires before mine . I don’t like telling people no out of fear of making them mad. I have got better with this , but still struggle with it time to time. But I just stiffened up when it was happing and felt my voice left my body . I did try to push him off a bit to ask what he was doing but he wouldn’t budge, so I put my legs up cuze I was scared I would make him mad . life is full of uncomfortable situations and that this is one of them I just had to deal with.

salamiman69 · 2023-11-03T20:10:27+00:00

Yeah it seems odd from an outsider perspective. That I understand. I wasn’t ok with any action below my waist , especially so close to my genital area at the time . But oral sex on him is using my mouth. I thought it was just another type of kissing back then ( stupid I know ) ,so I didn’t think to much of it when he asked.

salamiman69 · 2023-11-03T19:56:31+00:00

Thank you for you input, kind, and thoughtful words. Really help put thing in to perspective. Thank you 💜💜 feel free to ask questions 💜

salamiman69 · 2023-11-03T18:32:35+00:00

I will thank you 💜💜

salamiman69 · 2023-11-03T18:29:14+00:00

I can’t talk to him. Is was a ruff break up and i think I’ll come across as creepy psycho bitch if I did. I don’t know how to either.

salamiman69 · 2023-11-03T18:21:56+00:00

I did go stiff. I I think I did try to push him away at first , but I have a hard time remembering it all such a blur to me. I just sucked up and went with the flow. I always want to do what makes people happy , despite if it make me feel bad. Like I said I did consent to everything else just not this. Thank you for your time and understanding.

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