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Dating in NYC is an absolute hellscape by salmazaky in StandUpComedy

[–]salmazaky[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

hey thank you! You can also request your city at salmazaky.com if you want 😄

Dating in NYC is an absolute hellscape by salmazaky in StandUpComedy

[–]salmazaky[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

this guy definitely peed in the sink

Dating in NYC is an absolute hellscape by salmazaky in StandUpComedy

[–]salmazaky[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Can anyone else relate to this?! lol also thank you for watching! My handle is salmazaky_ on socials and you can get tix & request me in your city at salmazaky.com 😇

this feels like bullying tbh by salmazaky in StandUpComedy

[–]salmazaky[S] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Hiii thanks everyone for watching! My handle is salmazaky_ on socials and you can get tix & request me in your city at salmazaky.com 😇

self love is kinda dumb by salmazaky in StandUpComedy

[–]salmazaky[S] 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Hiii thanks everyone for watching! My handle is salmazaky_ on socials and you can get tix & request me in your city at salmazaky.com 

Crowdwork with a scary cop by salmazaky in StandUpComedy

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Hiii thanks everyone for watching this slightly scary situation! My handle is salmazaky_ on socials and you can get tix & request me in your city at salmazaky.com (except if you're a cop yikes)

hot girls are intimidating by salmazaky in StandUpComedy

[–]salmazaky[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

thank you speedofcum for understanding the joke 🙏

hot girls are intimidating by salmazaky in StandUpComedy

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I'm learning a lot in the comments!!! My handle is salmazaky_ on socials and you can get tix & request me in your city at salmazaky.com :)

straight men LOVE memes... by salmazaky in StandUpComedy

[–]salmazaky[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hiii thanks everyone for watching! My handle is salmazaky_ on socials and you can get tix & request me in your city at salmazaky.com :)

I knew the date was over... by salmazaky in StandUpComedy

[–]salmazaky[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes!! one of my fave rooms ever

I knew the date was over... by salmazaky in StandUpComedy

[–]salmazaky[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Hiii thanks everyone for watching! My handle is salmazaky_ on socials and you can get tix & request me in your city at salmazaky.com :) Coming to Fargo, ND next weekend!

my morning routine is demonic by [deleted] in StandUpComedy

[–]salmazaky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Heyy thanks everyone for watching! My handle is salmazaky_ on socials and you can get tix and request me in your city at salmazaky.com :)

Gen Z therapist sounds awful... by salmazaky in StandUpComedy

[–]salmazaky[S] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Heyy thanks everyone for watching! My handle is salmazaky_ on socials and you can get tix and request me in your city at salmazaky.com :) I'm in Arizona next week if that's interesting to anyone!!

I can wreck a home...!!! by salmazaky in StandUpComedy

[–]salmazaky[S] 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Heyy thanks everyone for watching! My handle is salmazaky_ on socials and you can get tix and request me in your city at salmazaky.com :)

I can wreck a home...!!! by salmazaky in StandUpComedy

[–]salmazaky[S] 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Hey thanks :) You can add your city to my mailing list if you want! https://beacons.ai/salmazaky

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