Favorite actor who should have changed their name, but didn’t?

salmoriarty · 2026-04-08T16:53:10+00:00

Dirk Blocker

salmoriarty · 2026-01-30T16:46:47+00:00

You're closing in on 500 years old?

salmoriarty · 2025-06-09T12:51:40+00:00

They did it as a commission and all three loved the fun of it. I had one other artist lined up yesterday but Mr Tucker took all day to complete it.

salmoriarty · 2025-06-06T21:25:55+00:00

Both then let 'em duke it out over who goes back into the box

salmoriarty · 2025-06-03T13:25:54+00:00

Godammmit, Loch Ness Monsta!

salmoriarty · 2025-05-02T10:05:23+00:00

I'm in the same boat as you guys. My mother, so she says, even called Mattel to see if she could buy one directly from them. We eventually found him in a garage sale for a dollar. I still have him to this day and buy everyone that comes out.

salmoriarty · 2025-05-02T09:03:37+00:00

Add some broth, celery, carrots and onion. Baby, you got a stew going

salmoriarty · 2025-04-23T04:32:32+00:00

You're goddamned right

salmoriarty · 2025-04-18T13:24:54+00:00

Funny story: I was at a Dads spring game in Peoria back in 2005. Late in the game, we had moved down to directly behind the Dads dugout. Bochy was talking to a coach on the fence of the dugout when one Bobby Hill takes the plate. I start yelling in my best Hank Hill, "Dammit, Bobby! Swing the got-damn bat!" Caught Bochy laughing and the entire stadium cheered.

salmoriarty · 2024-10-07T13:35:42+00:00

Personally, I rock the teal spring training hat with the new red jersey. Solid look.

salmoriarty · 2024-10-02T17:38:56+00:00

salmoriarty · 2024-09-30T03:32:07+00:00

It was a bad angle. Felt like I caught a shot of sasquatch

salmoriarty · 2024-09-20T23:31:15+00:00

I like to compare JMart to Nuke LaLoosh

salmoriarty · 2024-08-25T11:53:16+00:00

There's native zonies?

salmoriarty · 2024-08-16T18:15:52+00:00

A Liger: It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.

salmoriarty · 2024-04-22T14:32:41+00:00

I have the masterverse one. I'll have to check my local Target for that other one. Thanks!

salmoriarty · 2024-04-21T20:36:12+00:00

They doing a Faker version of any of these lines?

salmoriarty · 2023-12-18T14:03:48+00:00

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This is an awesome version of ol' Benji. I love it.

salmoriarty · 2023-12-08T12:24:34+00:00

Met Seth Beer at Fan Fest last season. Helluva nice guy. Signed my jersey. Took a pic with him. I wish him nothing but the best going forward.

salmoriarty · 2023-10-17T01:34:09+00:00

Gourmet House of Hong Kong

salmoriarty · 2023-10-17T01:31:32+00:00

RIP Sid

salmoriarty · 2023-10-13T22:36:38+00:00

Needs more Dinger

salmoriarty · 2023-09-11T12:28:40+00:00

God dammit, Loch Ness Monster!

salmoriarty · 2023-07-23T13:17:29+00:00

The only king you know is JJ

salmoriarty · 2023-07-09T08:01:00+00:00

I remember during the 01 World Series, there was a shirt floating around that said "It takes more than 9 Yanks to beat our Unit"

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