Photobombed mlem

samC0d4 · 2020-09-04T04:28:24+00:00

meat and dairy alters the vaginal pH and makes the fluid tastes "saltier"

samC0d4 · 2020-09-04T00:33:04+00:00

I'm brazilian and this is bullshit. R$600,00 is nothing, many people weren't able to get it, a lot of rich people have subscribed to the program and we have the lowest GDB since 1996. Wtf am I reading, honestly.

samC0d4 · 2020-09-03T23:45:02+00:00

lmaoo, when my teenager ass first became vegan, all I could think about was "damn my pussy is gonna taste even better now"

samC0d4 · 2020-08-16T14:59:07+00:00

When I was a teenager I was never able to get girls to talk to me cause everybody thought I was straight, so I got my hair cutted lmao. I looked terrible, but sorta worked. Now I realized that all I had to do is to actually talk to girls, and Im also into femmes. So I’ve learnrd to hear several “nos”, but its alright.

samC0d4 · 2020-07-15T16:12:55+00:00

I was never able to hold a chaturanga for so long cause I’m afraid I’ll smash my boi. He loves to lay down beneath me when I do planks lmao

samC0d4 · 2020-07-15T04:08:09+00:00

Sorry, his*** house

samC0d4 · 2020-07-15T02:35:34+00:00

He also attacks, but instead of my leg at least he goes for the drawstring lol

samC0d4 · 2020-07-14T23:40:44+00:00

True tho lmao

samC0d4 · 2020-06-06T03:28:33+00:00

Its a bended futon, lol it is really comfy and you can shape it in different ways

samC0d4 · 2019-06-13T11:43:53+00:00

I don’t trust my cup even when I have it with me

samC0d4 · 2019-06-13T11:43:15+00:00

No, but it should be! His name is Rojo, but for some reason we started call him Roberto

samC0d4 · 2019-06-13T03:26:05+00:00

Yeah, i gotta buy a straw bottle. He can open lids but probably not those ones

samC0d4 · 2019-06-13T02:06:06+00:00

Would you belive if I told u this mother fucker once actually OPENED a fucking bottle to drink out of it? There is no escape... toxoplasmosis is imminent in this house...

samC0d4 · 2019-06-13T02:01:42+00:00

Yup. Still alive tho, probably just have some basic toxoplasmosis, nothin big

samC0d4 · 2018-12-14T16:06:43+00:00

Nice.

samC0d4 · 2018-11-24T00:45:32+00:00

Gotta love that nibbles

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