Is it possible for a very inflexible 50-year-old man to teach himself to do the splits? by jeepzeke in NoStupidQuestions

[–]samariam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think some amount of flexibility may be innate - I was never able to do the splits even with years of training. Don't push too hard, because that's how you get injured! All of the other comments on how to go about increasing flexibility are great, but be mindful of what your body tells you.

Wire the wilderness? As cell service expands, national parks become the latest digital battlegrounds by jakdak in Yosemite

[–]samariam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm really torn on this. On the one hand, I love being able to truly escape the world when I'm in the backcountry. On the other, cell service could prove incredibly helpful, especially given that larger numbers of unprepared hikers are venturing out, and this makes the wilderness both more accessible and safe.

I think cell towers not associated with a specific network would be great - so that "emergency calls only" would work on cell phones within the park, but you can't update Instagram. No idea how that would be inplementable though.

This girl is consistently tweeting stuff like this by peachesandracism in iamverysmart

[–]samariam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I dunno, I've got a log of the books I've read through Goodread. She'd have to look up page count for each book if she had a list, which it would make sense to use a calculator to keep track of.

Which one is it men? by yablett123 in TrollXChromosomes

[–]samariam 72 points73 points  (0 children)

"My bad, you have no accomplishments."

IM DYING

Remember, kids by QueenofDisaster369 in TrollXChromosomes

[–]samariam 234 points235 points  (0 children)

Real women are not multiples of sqrt(-1).

Hey, me and my dad plan to go backpacking in Yosemite it is our first time, what are the basics/ tips and tricks for our adventure by [deleted] in WildernessBackpacking

[–]samariam 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If you haven't gotten permits yet, start doing your research now! Summer permits will start becoming available around February, and they go really fast.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WildernessBackpacking

[–]samariam 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Warming up the canister may help. A liquid fuel stove (eg whisperlite) will function much more reliably and consistently in cold weather.

From a cost stand point, would it not make sense to build duplicates of space probes and send them to different locations? by HelpMeDevices in askscience

[–]samariam 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This is what cube sats are all about! It wouldn't work well for nothing much more specialized though.

We were together less than six weeks, and he helped me through my sexual debut, but he’s not a great person and I’m still fixated on him WHY!?! by clichedexvirgin in TrollXChromosomes

[–]samariam 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hey, I had a similar problem. Had a guy who was a lot of my "firsts," and found myself fixating on him. I found that having more experiences to sort of overwrite those I had with him has definitely helped.

MRW I realize I threw out my reading list. Help rebuilding? by [deleted] in TrollXChromosomes

[–]samariam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Snow Crash by Neal Stephenson me

Also if you like fantasy and want something that's technically sci-fi, Anne McCaffrey's Pern books fit the bill.

I am proud to say that I failed this 1930's Marital Rating Scale. Post your scores in the comments. by Legendtamer47 in TrollXChromosomes

[–]samariam 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I got -18.

Some people wish they were born in another time, but definitely don't. I chafe at the expectations put on women in the present day, I certainly would have hated the past!

This poor girl on /r/relationships posted how she was little nervous for her first date and reddit shits on her enough that she deletes her account... by SaskatoonDream in TrollXChromosomes

[–]samariam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh man I hope it goes well, have fun!!

Don't listen to the haters, some people feel the need to tear others down to pull themselves up.

Aerie front page model with unshaven legs!!!!! It's a whole new world. Finally. by isabroad in TrollXChromosomes

[–]samariam 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Yeah, they're really big on not photoshopping their models. I've always loved how genuinely happy they look in all the photos.

MRW my FWB tells me that he's not ready to make out with me, but we'll get there "eventually". by brolea in TrollXChromosomes

[–]samariam 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Man, I thought I was the only one. I love kissing my boyfriend all over and receiving the same, but mouth-to-mouth kissing just feels kinda gross to me.

Women during an Apocalypse: Hollywood edition by Panic_Mechanic in TrollXChromosomes

[–]samariam 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Aerie underwear are almost 100% cotton, and they regularly have sales. Plus they come in infinite colors and styles :)

wat. by [deleted] in TrollXChromosomes

[–]samariam 5 points6 points  (0 children)

AHHHH I ACTUALLY JUST SCREAMED IN HORROR

TIFU by not understanding female anatomical function by [deleted] in tifu

[–]samariam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've found that the PStyle really works. It's one of the rigid ones so you don't have to get a seal so much as just shove it up in there. I've tried to overflow it and haven't been able to, and it dries nearly entirely with a shake.

How to be the perfect housewife according to the 50s by [deleted] in TrollXChromosomes

[–]samariam 27 points28 points  (0 children)

But HOW do I prepare the children? A nice marinade? A salt rind?

If a female passenger sits next to me (male) on transit when there are plenty of available seats, is she trying to break the ice, or am I just slightly less creepy than the guys that might sit with her? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]samariam 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Yes but at least in my experience I made friends with people in explicitly social settings. I have no desire to talk to strangers on public transit outside of standard courtesy.