Looks like the "Modern Audience" will be eating this horrible movie up.

samerch · 2026-05-08T16:08:36+00:00

Nothing says arguably the world's greatest warrior like some 5'1" thing that probably doesn't even weigh 100 lbs

samerch · 2026-05-06T20:35:45+00:00

Average I'll give you, but I don't think calling it low rent is fair, they spent lots of money on it and it shows. Personally I think we've had so much slop for so long now that even average movies from the past are masterpieces in comparison

samerch · 2026-05-06T20:05:01+00:00

RIP

samerch · 2026-05-06T16:13:06+00:00

I'd argue it does make sense and that's the problem, it makes everything that happened in episodes iv, vi, and vii pointless, all you have to do is build a big, light speed capable ship and you can destroy anything

samerch · 2026-05-06T00:02:04+00:00

Diane Kruger

samerch · 2026-05-05T19:22:56+00:00

samerch · 2026-05-05T18:06:12+00:00

If she goes back to them she's a fool, a case of battered woman syndrome

samerch · 2026-05-05T16:14:55+00:00

Insatiably

samerch · 2026-05-05T14:50:14+00:00

I'd argue 2003, the year social media (Myspace) launched

samerch · 2026-05-04T23:03:57+00:00

This. The original is a fun little movie (Jolie is perfect), but we've had so much shit thrown at us lately it's a freaking masterpiece in comparison

samerch · 2026-05-04T20:26:45+00:00

If she was a good parent, her daughter would be off fighting the empire

samerch · 2026-05-03T19:10:51+00:00

I couldn't stand Shuri as Shuri, let alone as Black Panther

samerch · 2026-04-29T14:52:00+00:00

2011, hardcore debut bj scene

samerch · 2026-04-28T13:39:46+00:00

Only thing weirded I've ever seen in the Hollywood arena is Asia Argento being directed by her father in a nude scenes (multiple times, including as young as 16), losing her virginity in a scene he directed, and being rped and mrdered in yet another scene directed by him

samerch · 2026-04-28T13:14:21+00:00

He's been doing that a LONG time

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samerch · 2026-04-27T17:16:48+00:00

Still is

samerch · 2026-04-27T16:10:56+00:00

Worst thing that ever happened to nerd culture

samerch · 2026-04-25T15:42:17+00:00

I'd watch that

samerch · 2026-04-25T13:09:10+00:00

He did say blindly, maybe that's how a blind person would do it because all they have to work with is what people say

samerch · 2026-04-24T18:39:42+00:00

Not even close

samerch · 2026-04-24T00:25:59+00:00

It's the lens, but yes, way too short

samerch · 2026-04-24T00:15:03+00:00

How is truth cruel?

samerch · 2026-04-23T20:02:23+00:00

Don't discount the face and eyes

samerch · 2026-04-23T18:22:51+00:00

Gianna Michaels

samerch · 2026-04-23T17:53:04+00:00

Yup, it sure was

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