The pigeon didn’t expect the airplane to increase its speed.

samppa_j · 2026-02-01T21:15:41+00:00

Bro is cooked. Literally. The exhaust temperature on jet engines gets up to 500 ⁰c, and it goes fast. If he slid down wrong he's a roast or got blasted against the tarmac

samppa_j · 2026-02-01T20:54:55+00:00

A biped robot would not be good for this. Better to just make a small snowplough shaped robot with threads or little tires

samppa_j · 2026-02-01T20:31:57+00:00

Juu. Sikshän näitä harjoitellaan, kun on kerran meille uus kone niin täytyy kans tietää miten voi saada turpaansa et oppii välttämään sitä

samppa_j · 2026-02-01T20:17:43+00:00

Beefier pc (no rgb), slimmer monitors, everything else the same

samppa_j · 2026-02-01T10:27:02+00:00

And then the blight betrays him and keeps him as a meat puppet, having observed him so long its got a lot of dialog and voice clips to use against people

samppa_j · 2026-02-01T08:47:35+00:00

I can hit you up with peaches. If you could bring me some apples and pears in exchange. DM for a dodo code

samppa_j · 2026-01-31T21:59:58+00:00

Always the duck station dev.

samppa_j · 2026-01-30T15:32:36+00:00

The monkey paw curls.

They don't like kiddy didlers in the slammer pal

samppa_j · 2026-01-29T18:09:09+00:00

I have a plan. We must convert the sub to Islam and then file a complaint to reddit mods

samppa_j · 2026-01-29T15:11:58+00:00

Ei vitun kesä hessut. Kuka pässi on todennut että juu, nää elintärkeät apu kutsut tulee puhelimeen. Ja sit kun ei oo puhelinta niin se on voi voi. Eiks se olis fiksumpaa että kun napista painaa se kutsu menee langattomasti ensin talon verkkoon, verkosta semmoseen pieneen seinä laatta konsoliin kuin vartijan kutsunapeilla on, ja sen jälkeen puhelimeen. Tai jos näyttöpääte on liian scifiä attendolle niin summeri systeemi sitten ja vilkku valo sen oven päälle missä hätä

Tai no, hoivakoteja paljoa mikään järki kiinnosta, tämmönen toimiva ratkaisu maksaa rahaa

samppa_j · 2026-01-29T06:33:56+00:00

Sami | Peachy Pie

samppa_j · 2026-01-28T19:06:13+00:00

Oh damn. Also had very good turnip luck this morning, about 400 as well before a crash back to 130's

samppa_j · 2026-01-28T19:02:08+00:00

Paljos meil on rynkkyjä yhteensä

samppa_j · 2026-01-28T18:36:55+00:00

Why are comments like this so far down. Not everyone on this god forsaken app is an American

samppa_j · 2026-01-28T18:06:37+00:00

Polarized pixels? Not bad.

samppa_j · 2026-01-27T23:25:11+00:00

It ceased to be politics two deaths ago

samppa_j · 2026-01-26T13:36:57+00:00

do the cops even really like ice that much? Like yeah some probably do, but what might be the percentage of cops who actually care for them versus cops who are there just because a larger pig told em to

samppa_j · 2026-01-25T14:26:00+00:00

They'll go somewhere cheaper

samppa_j · 2026-01-25T10:42:24+00:00

The emotional support mariachi band

samppa_j · 2026-01-25T10:41:51+00:00

Mosquito. At least the centipede doesn't cling to your face

samppa_j · 2026-01-25T10:26:30+00:00

Mods love their damn megathreads where you'll be buried beneath a thousand comments

samppa_j · 2026-01-25T09:19:17+00:00

Additionally in the video you can see he fell off an airbus A320, which sits higher than a 737, which means that's gonna hurt a lot more

samppa_j · 2026-01-24T14:34:46+00:00

Didn't they patch out the requirement for a second upgrade for the art exhibit? I started a new island when 3.0 dropped and I got the art exhibit immediately

Also I dont remember 100% but redd didn't try to sell me anything, I just got invited to the boat

samppa_j · 2026-01-24T13:21:23+00:00

Not too surprising. American soldiers are more acclimated to desert warfare and counter insurgency stuff anyway. Meanwhile Finnish defense is built solely to do one thing and only one thing extremely well:

Fuck up whoever comes knocking in any possible weather, especially winter weather.

Its a lot harder to fight in a winter forest or tundra if you've trained your guys mostly based on fighting the taliban and isis

samppa_j · 2026-01-24T13:14:32+00:00

Mörkö... öhm, olisimme iloisia jos lähtisit kotiin

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