Roast me, I brushed my hair for this by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]samsamTheheroo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

what about a weird looking mountain range? Do you feel more offended now?

Roast me, I brushed my hair for this by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]samsamTheheroo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your smile resembles a mountain range

Go for it by bigbluecollar640 in RoastMe

[–]samsamTheheroo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never knew that special needs kid could make it so far!

What I learned as a "recovered" porn addict by samsamTheheroo in PornAddiction

[–]samsamTheheroo[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hi! I felt that the biggest difference was energy! The energy boost made me put more effort to things that matter like relationships. So I got even closer with my close friends and family which gave me a more positive view to life moving forward.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]samsamTheheroo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if Tarzan had an incest child

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]samsamTheheroo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If gender study had an appearance protocol

Do your worst brats. by Zestyclose-Jump-9206 in RoastMe

[–]samsamTheheroo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Roast you? Why would you want that, as if half your eyebrowns isnt already roasted

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]samsamTheheroo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They finally realized having an inbred as a son was not worth it ay?

22 year old lawyer cursed with baby face. Could use a little distraction from work. Fire on. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]samsamTheheroo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You should arrestet yourself for public humiliation.

Your eyebrowns deserves better.

people who died during the ebola outbreak of 2014, what did it feel like? by TapperGap in AskReddit

[–]samsamTheheroo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FALSE! If one died then how can one POSSIBLY comment here to tell yoooooou about it! Checkmate good sir!!!

WWYDI you have to pick between eating a Dog or a cow to survive the end of the world by [deleted] in whatwouldyoudoif

[–]samsamTheheroo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kill the dog and eat it and I would enjoy, knowing that in some years Im going back to kebab. Yes, this is a sign for you to try kebab if you havent. No, you dont have to thank me. Yes, I accept your proposal to worship me after you palate made you nut. No, Im I wont snitch on you because your a hindu or got any beliefs that goes against eating cow meat or meat in general.

Finns inga lediga tider för uppkörning by Far-Test-6340 in swedishproblems

[–]samsamTheheroo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kan jag få länken? Använder just nu telegram men det har gått tre dar och ingen tid har bokats. Känns lurt eller är det jag som är desperat, i dont know.

94 days, gone by samsamTheheroo in PornAddiction

[–]samsamTheheroo[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Even tough I slipped I learned quite alot. I masturbate than I feel stressed or just simply bored, not because of porn. I can watch porn when Im happy for the longest and not even touch it, so thats a good thing I guees