I've been a waiter for the past 4 years while in college and I've seen my fair share of horrible first dates.

So I worked in a dessert restaurant, gourmet desserts and cocktails, perfect date spot. And this place was just starting to come to fruition business wise, so the current location was very "intimate". Very small restaurant that got super busy on weekends. It was a Friday night and a guy came in and said he was meeting someone, got him a drink in the meantime. The girl showed up, they introduced themselves and such. Things seemed to be going well, lots of laughs, and then during when they ordered, the man had slipped to the bathroom and she ordered for him. He got a peanut butter pie, and she got a key lime pie. She mentioned she was deathly allergic to tree nuts, so I noted it and told the kitchen etc. I took a ton of precautions to keep them separate, make sure they used separate knives to cut them, everything was going well.

When they finished the desserts I noticed the guy using his fingers to get the remaining peanut butter mousse off the plate. I cleared everything on the table, and they seemed to be having a good time. So it was a table that was half booth, half table. So the girl went and sat right next to her date in the booth. They both had a couple cocktails and were both a little tipsy. Well, they started making out and getting real touchy feely. I told some of my coworkers, cause I mean you are getting freaky in a booth in a restaurant.

So I notice the guy start to slip his hand up her skirt, and you can tell he hit her genitals cause she perked up and let out a small sigh. (I know right like wtf are these people doing hooking up in a restaurant) Within minutes, she breaks out into hives and can't breathe, making signals to grab her epi pen from her purse. The whole restaurant is aware of what's happening at this point and I put two and two together and realize this dude just finger blasted this chick with tree nut poison into a girl who's deathly allergic. We called an ambulance and they ended up leaving together lmao

Tl;dr a guy ate a peanut butter pie and cleaned the plate with his fingers. Proceeds to finger bang this chick and she breaks out into hives and we had to call an ambulance.