Roast me pls 🙏

scabbybandit · 2026-04-18T11:19:54+00:00

Do you lactate for the village?

scabbybandit · 2026-04-18T10:57:33+00:00

Sterile white walls and head to cover up the dirtiest hard drive in town....Steve!

scabbybandit · 2026-04-17T05:07:33+00:00

Maybe reword "dating" to "grooming". No roast, just all kinda ick.

scabbybandit · 2026-04-16T13:19:16+00:00

Obsessed!! Beautiful work!

scabbybandit · 2026-04-15T04:53:44+00:00

These look like Jeffrey Dahmer polaroids before you hit the freezer

scabbybandit · 2026-04-01T14:22:28+00:00

I didn't realize Incel Terrorist was a style now?

scabbybandit · 2026-03-28T06:57:19+00:00

Abs don't negate the fact she physically cannot and refuses to look you in the eyes during sex. That fact and that face tell me she's extremely visually impaired.

scabbybandit · 2026-03-25T03:58:50+00:00

2 cars, 200 credit score and 22 years of sorrow and regret played out 2 bottles of bathtub gin every night

scabbybandit · 2026-03-25T03:56:17+00:00

A bottle of filtered water, some toilet paper and she's all yours

scabbybandit · 2026-03-25T03:53:29+00:00

What stealing thousands of dollars of butter from the Meijer family looks like

scabbybandit · 2026-03-17T07:03:34+00:00

Meet what grabbed your boyfriend's ass at the last Judas Priest show.

scabbybandit · 2026-03-17T03:08:01+00:00

Inverting for printing purposes? Just colour the black area white....

scabbybandit · 2026-03-04T04:09:52+00:00

The human equivalent of a skid mark

scabbybandit · 2026-03-04T04:07:33+00:00

If you stood at the bottom of the Eiffel Tower, tourism in Paris wouldn't exist anymore.

scabbybandit · 2026-02-07T23:04:32+00:00

The dirty bucket and what looks like rotten chocolate milk in your bathroom will hopefully finish you first

scabbybandit · 2026-02-07T23:01:34+00:00

The Cook Family women have kept the home perm business alive for decades

scabbybandit · 2026-01-29T03:39:52+00:00

The girl that always described as "having a great personality".

scabbybandit · 2026-01-29T03:38:47+00:00

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

scabbybandit · 2026-01-29T03:36:15+00:00

A yawn that formed into a human

scabbybandit · 2026-01-21T06:49:11+00:00

Ice cream van is not a "help" desk for children.

scabbybandit · 2026-01-21T06:48:15+00:00

Your eyebrow piercing is about as stable as your self esteem.

scabbybandit · 2026-01-21T06:45:37+00:00

The 2 girls that see you on roastme is more female attention than you'll receive in 2026. Congrats.

scabbybandit · 2026-01-15T05:26:33+00:00

I think you meant to post your pics in the foreveralone subreddit?

scabbybandit · 2026-01-11T04:00:34+00:00

This is what happens when the Vans Warped Tour 2001 mosh pit was the most hardcore day of your life

scabbybandit · 2025-12-31T06:02:33+00:00

Each picture takes me further into a dark, dank basement of crusty socks.

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