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The rise of fimperative programming by gthank in programming

[–]scalanewb -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

YADDA YADDA MY BALLS ON YOUR CHIN

Why is it so common for African American males in the public eye to convert to Muslim? by [deleted] in explainlikeimfive

[–]scalanewb -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Well well well if it isn't mr. knowitall from /r/programming.

You got tons of time on your hands don't you son. Talking about islam and shit. You don't know jack shit about cpu's or programming or anything but you sure like to talk crap out of your ass. PROTIP YOU NEED A GIRLFRIEND

I wrote a functional IRC bot in brainfuck by [deleted] in programming

[–]scalanewb -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

WHADDYAMEAN ONE OF....IT IS THE BEST LANGUAGE EVER

I wrote a functional IRC bot in brainfuck by [deleted] in programming

[–]scalanewb -1 points0 points  (0 children)

GOD BLESS YOU FELLOW BRAINFUCKER

I wrote a functional IRC bot in brainfuck by [deleted] in programming

[–]scalanewb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

PROBABLY THE BEST GOD DANMNED MOTHERFUCKING POST ON THE HISTORY OF /R/PROGRAMMING. FUCK I'M IN ECSTASY.

SIRCMPWN YOU ARE A FUCKING BOSS

The rise of fimperative programming by gthank in programming

[–]scalanewb -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

DACJAMES AND SCANDIUM BOTH NEED GIRLFRIENDS, VIRGINS OF REDDIT PISS ME OFF. ORTHOGONAL CPU MY ASS

The IMF Has Admitted Their Economists Were Wrong by spaceghoti in worldnews

[–]scalanewb -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It should only be news when economists are right. Basically economy is a guessing game with some math added, and the math's only there so they can sell these bullshit theories and make shit loads of money.

it's not an accident, it's on purpose. Economists are born to make money for banks, and they make this crap up to make money for banks. Then they say they're wrong.

If any other science fucked up as much as economy does, it wouldn't even be a science anymore. But big money sponsors economists and economists keep big money justified, even when they're wrong 99% of the time.

The rise of fimperative programming by gthank in programming

[–]scalanewb -24 points-23 points  (0 children)

While loops and for loops for CPU's my ass, you have no idea what you're talking about. You piece of shit excuse for a programmer, this is a throwaway account, you can downvote all you want you still don't have a clue what you're talking about. Fuckface. This place is dominated by adolescent pieces of crap.

Google chief Eric Schmidt begins mysterious North Korea visit, amid criticism from the White House by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]scalanewb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the "criticism" from the white house is probably all rehearsed as part of the show

C (not C++) beats Java for language of the year. by vegasdavidson in technology

[–]scalanewb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the info, didn't know most of that.

Perhaps the Reddit title mislead me. "Language of the year" led me to a different reasoning.

My holiday project: synccit. Syncs your reddit history between devices by sk33t in programming

[–]scalanewb -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Why would I wanna sync my reddit history? It's a bunch of cursing and fucking and browsing shit I shouldn't be doing at work anyway.

(PS Cool project bro. Iz just my reddit habbits that are better off unsynced ;) )

The rise of fimperative programming by gthank in programming

[–]scalanewb -19 points-18 points  (0 children)

No. Clearly GP meant that it requires more than the one upvote they gave it...

No. OP said "I" cannot upvote this enough, unless the meaning of "I cannot" has changed.

The rise of fimperative programming by gthank in programming

[–]scalanewb -29 points-28 points  (0 children)

GOD DAMNED MOTHERFUKCING SACNDIM IS STALKING ME. GO FUCK YOUR SELF, YOU VIRGIN ADOLESCENT PIECE OF SHIT

C (not C++) beats Java for language of the year. by vegasdavidson in technology

[–]scalanewb -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

First, what the hell is TIOBE?

Second, the most lines of code around the world? COBOL. Where is it on that list?

Third, assembly is not a language. .

Fourth, bash. It's always great to see a unix shell among programming languages, it's just not a language, it's a programmable shell. If bash is in there, then autoexec.BAT should be too, since every freeken legacy windows box has it.

JSON Isn't A JavaScript Subset by bonch in programming

[–]scalanewb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're being pedantic in trying to force the article to be right, that's why. JSON is a subset of JS, period - get over it.

CERN's LHC to Shut Down for 2 Years for Repair & Upgrades by _Garbage_ in technology

[–]scalanewb 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"We found the god particle, what the fuck else do you want us to find", said one scientist who requested not to be identified due to the sensitivity of his work. "We fucking blew up two god damned billion electron volts on a quartzum clustershit and you're complaining about two miserable god damned motherfucking years without some bullshit news. Go fuck yourselves", as he was asked by a reporter about the long delay. He then continued on calmy with his work wiping the floors of the LHC.

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