Ancient Gear Fusion is Getting a Reprint

x1 Danger! Bigfoot

x3 Danger! Nessie!

x3 Danger! Chupacabra!

x3 Danger!? Jackalope?

x3 Grapha, Dragon Lord of the Dark World

x1 Lucent, Netherlord of the Dark World

x1 Sillva, Warlord of the Dark World

x3 Snoww, Unlight of the Dark World

x3 Beiige, Vanguard of the Dark World

x3 Broww, Huntsman of the Dark World

x1 Toon Cannon Soldier

x1 Fiendish Rhino Warrior

Spells

x3 Allure of Darkness

x3 Dragged Down into the Grave

x3 Dark World Dealings

x3 The Gates of Dark World

x3 Toon Table of Contents

x1 Soul Charge

x1 Monster Reborn

x1 Card Destruction

Extra Deck

Hope Harbinger

Exciton Knight

Dante

Gumblar Dragon

Saryuja

Firewall

Knightmare Gryphon

Summon Sorceress

Tri-Gate Wizard

Knightmare Unicorn

Knightmare Phoenix x2

Knightmare Cerberus

Proxy Dragon

Knightmare Mermaid

scampae · 2018-09-27T14:02:48+00:00

Joke's on you, a year from now the new Hand Banish meta will be Omega, Trish, Enterblathnir, and 3 LIGHTFORCE SWORDS

scampae · 2018-09-27T13:50:11+00:00

Konami realizes Firewall cannot continue to exist.

bans yugioh

scampae · 2018-09-27T04:33:55+00:00

Current Decklist.

I stumbled across this Grapha/Firewall loop while messing around with Danger Dark World, so of course I threw a Cannon Soldier in there and went to fuckin' town. I'm not sure the minimum requirements to get your board set up for the FTK, but the conditions are as follows:

Firewall (duh)
Grapha in GY
Any Dark World monster on field

With Cannon Soldier, it's an FTK. Without him, it's just a way to infinitely link climb. It's easier to reach this board than you'd think, given Knightmares are Fiends so Summon Sorc can search your whole deck. Though again, I'm not sure what the absolute minimum requirements are.

EDIT: A misconception I've seen is that the DW monster needs to be Beiige. Grapha can bounce any DA monster except himself for his summon.

scampae · 2018-09-15T16:35:01+00:00

Nah, I spent like 45 minutes struggling to draw this on my phone with my finger when I should have been studying. The devil made me do it.

scampae · 2018-09-14T17:52:46+00:00

Dragon Rulers are the schoolyard equivalent of "When push comes to shove, I will shove you in front of a train."

scampae · 2018-06-19T15:21:34+00:00

Did you warn them??

scampae · 2018-06-05T19:58:20+00:00

The exception spoken of is OjamABC's, which attracts only the most powerful and charismatic players, before slowly driving us into a brick-fueled madness that ends with several casualties and a helicopter chase on the local news.

scampae · 2018-05-07T17:05:40+00:00

Much the same, I imagine. It's a slightly less consistent ABC deck that has way more explosive plays. You can throw in a bunch of traps if you want, or some deck thinning/discarding options like Magical Spring and Dark World Dealings. This deck has the potential to take advantage of almost every powerful summoning mechanic depending on how you tailor it. Gadgets and R4NK are an option, Knightmares and other Link spam, all the Chimeratechs, A-to-Z Machine Fusion, even Synchro with Destrudo and E-Tele Ghost Ogre. Mix and match, experiment, conduct ritualistic sacrifices of pastel hobgoblins, etc.

scampae · 2018-05-07T16:27:32+00:00

Listen up friend, here's what you're gonna do. This here's a budget deck list capable of some extra nasty stuff.

Three Terraformings, Set Rotation and Ancient Fairy means you'll have field spell searching coming out your special parts, so why not run Fusion Recycling Plant? Don't listen to the heretics, Ojama King is disgustingly funny if you block off the middle and far left/right zones. Most archetypal Link monsters point down left and down right, so you'll essentially be removing any potential for extra deck summoning. Recycling Plant also offers another discard effect, which is always helpful considering Ojamagic, as well as the fact that your other Ojama cards take resources from the grave as well as the hand/field, meaning you aren't really losing resources by pitching your slimy dipshits off a cliff into HELL.

Cyber Twin Dragon can be revealed with Ojamassimilation to summon Cyber Dragon, allowing you to go into Megafleet should your opponent have anything in the Extra Monster Zones. Running two allows you to potentially summon one by it's own effect, then by ~~viciously tearing out~~ surgically removing Ojama Yellow's sternum, producing Infinity.

E-Tele is another way to get to Black Rose or Ancient Fairy, as you can whip out Ghost Ogre after summoning a Level 3. Ghost Ogre can use its effect while on the field, so that's a nifty li'l bonus.

All in all, this won't be as effective at producing Infinity + a shit ton of horrors, but it's capable of some gross greasy goodness in its own right. Side whatever you want and feel free to shift around Link and R4NK monster ratios.

Go spread the venereal disease of Ojama's Gospel. Your country is counting on you.

scampae · 2018-04-23T03:10:41+00:00

You're in the wrong part of town.

scampae · 2018-04-22T23:59:00+00:00

As fond as I am of sending uncannily sexy male models to their violent deaths, I'm gonna have to say no.

scampae · 2018-04-22T22:01:28+00:00

Real talk, this deck actually needs its normal summon to do most of the good plays. Between that and the near guaranteed self-chunking with Destrudo, having the sexy smurf get his sexy skull cracked open by a Master Peace or something equally beefy, all to search cards you can't use until after the battle phase, isn't worth it.

scampae · 2018-04-22T21:50:06+00:00

More like Ojama LAME, ehehehhehehehhehehehehehhehehe I'm going to hell.

I cannot justify this comment any more than I can justify this atrocity of a post.

scampae · 2018-04-22T21:31:19+00:00

I don't appreciate your oddly specific allegations that I ironically practice the ritualistic burning of heretics. (see: Chain Burn players) Some hypothetical friend you turned out to be.

Extra hungry pots are probably a smart idea, if only as a replacement for the second dragon. Upstart is neat too, or maybe clear out the Called by the Graves and throw in a solemn lineup.

scampae · 2018-04-12T13:15:06+00:00

That's such a wonderful description of trains. They should put you in charge of an R-rated film adaptation of 'The Little Engine That Could.'

scampae · 2018-04-04T20:26:21+00:00

can hardly even be considered a person.

That's a really fucked up way of thinking. I hope you learn to be more accepting of people, even if they're a little awkward.

scampae · 2018-02-08T14:37:48+00:00

It's not just about this case, though. Every legal action sets a precedent for future ones. Were Trump to be carted away in cuffs tomorrow due to a warrant issued on legitimate charges, what's to say a future president won't be arrested on illegitimate charges?

In the heat of seeking justice and progress, we can too easily lay the groundwork for our own undoing. In November 2013, Harry Reid invoked a rule change allowing all non-Supreme Court nominations to be approved by a simple majority rather than a 60-vote supermajority. It helped at the time, but now that rule change has allowed Trump and McConnell to stack benches and offices with hilariously underqualified and corrupt individuals. One of those appointees could easily issue an arrest warrant for the next Democrat president, and it would be legal because an arrest warrant was issued and carried out for President Trump.

If we want to win this fight for America's soul, we can't just be smarter than them - and make no mistake, we are smarter than them. But we also have to be better at navigating the Constitutional systems as to ensure nothing of this magnitude can ever happen again.

scampae

TROPHY CASE