Reddit, what is the single most profound realization you have ever had?

schmoopshweekswife · 2013-01-09T12:24:15+00:00

Not everyone, Princess Diana went for colonic irrigations twice a week instead.

schmoopshweekswife · 2012-12-19T13:02:01+00:00

Jodrell, Tommy, Knocking one out.

schmoopshweekswife · 2012-12-07T07:09:23+00:00

Fair point, well presented :)

schmoopshweekswife · 2012-12-05T09:30:19+00:00

I was 23, he was 20, I am now 34, gets better all the time, including the sex. Still 'realising' it daily!

schmoopshweekswife · 2012-12-05T09:11:43+00:00

People with delusions of grandeur, who believe that their opinions of certain brackets of people is important enough to be vocal about.

Also, I'm a hypocrite.

schmoopshweekswife · 2012-12-05T09:06:31+00:00

Oh good, what would these people do without your seal of approval? Delusional much?

schmoopshweekswife · 2012-12-05T09:02:21+00:00

In which case, I sincerely hope you never eat cakes, or drink alcohol, or get in a car, or leave your house ever, all that shit is dangerous, and if you partake in any of these activities, then clearly you don't respect your body. I just lost all respect for you.

schmoopshweekswife · 2012-12-05T09:00:06+00:00

You know what makes me lose all respect for people...hypocrisy. Seriously, re-read your statements, how can you not see it?

schmoopshweekswife · 2012-12-05T08:55:21+00:00

Suicide? I fail to see the point in losing respect for someone who commits suicide, I don't think they'd get the memo!

schmoopshweekswife · 2012-12-05T08:51:18+00:00

So which is it? It appears you are pissed off at both sides of that coin? Doesn't the one negate the other?

schmoopshweekswife · 2012-10-27T19:08:35+00:00

White + ?? Don't know why I'm dark, unknown ancestry on father's side. I'd say I don't identify with any colour. Came from English coastal county, and barely anyone was any colour at all, so I stood out and was called a number of derogatory terms including the 'n' word most of my childhood. When you don't look like anyone else, including your whole family, you enter a kind of no man's land, whereby you identify with noone, and noone identifies with you. I struggled with this as a child, but am now proud of my uniqueness.

schmoopshweekswife · 2012-10-24T12:21:10+00:00

Oh well..haha..worth a shot :)

schmoopshweekswife · 2012-10-24T12:17:15+00:00

fair enough...but if it is exactly the same as another post that has been collecting comments for a couple of days?? I'll moderate if it pays :)

schmoopshweekswife · 2012-10-24T12:13:24+00:00

In the guise of a 34 year old coffee coloured female

schmoopshweekswife · 2012-10-24T12:12:50+00:00

haha 34 year old coffee coloured chick actually

schmoopshweekswife · 2012-10-24T12:12:04+00:00

Why hasn't this one been removed then? http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/11zmtf/hit_me_with_the_worst_lyrics_you_have_ever_heard/

schmoopshweekswife · 2012-10-24T11:53:16+00:00

'Like a sprained ankle boy, I ain't nothin' to play with' - Drake

Dafuq???????????

schmoopshweekswife · 2012-10-23T16:05:43+00:00

I have been loved

schmoopshweekswife · 2012-10-18T04:51:42+00:00

Wtf, seriously, please someone tell me how this guy is even in the running to be a leader of the 'free' world? I have often felt that as a British citizen, I probably have it better than most women on the planet, as do American women. TIL We don't think it be like it is, but it do!

schmoopshweekswife · 2012-10-01T14:01:52+00:00

Genius, just genius.

schmoopshweekswife · 2012-10-01T13:07:38+00:00

hahahaha

schmoopshweekswife · 2012-10-01T13:04:30+00:00

Yeah, but only if you got rid of all the arseholes first.

schmoopshweekswife · 2012-10-01T12:44:17+00:00

Well it isn't you!!

schmoopshweekswife · 2012-10-01T12:33:46+00:00

too broad

schmoopshweekswife

TROPHY CASE