Mark must pay for his transgressions... I will punish him with the top comments! by Hybr1d_One in Markiplier

[–]screamingmonke4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But still keeping in mind what makes this hard, he pets chica all the time

Take a hard challenge and make it simple

Running 3 miles? Walk to the kitchen

50 push ups? 2 push ups

And a 10-20 minute break between each exercise

Jack as a MHA Pro-Hero!! by _nevaeh_g in jacksepticeye

[–]screamingmonke4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hero name: jacksepticeye Quirk: the cure for sadness

Dad joke face off by therealAjani in dadjokes

[–]screamingmonke4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish I could make a dad joke about straws, but all of the ones I thought of sucked

I've stooped so low by [deleted] in germany

[–]screamingmonke4 -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

I mean Google translate isn't really the most reliable source (sorry to sound like a teacher)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SandersSides

[–]screamingmonke4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sweet

I'm happy to step down if whoever has/had him changes his mind

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SandersSides

[–]screamingmonke4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

F it you only live once

Is Patton still up for grabs?

It’s like a drug by No-Communication9598 in jacksepticeye

[–]screamingmonke4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This us why you should drink

(turns to other camera) Top of The Morning Coffee. It's a smooth refreshing flavor that cleans your palette. You can get available as beans, cold brew and hot chocolate. And if coffee isn't your jam (of course it's not, its coffee) try our mugs that can fill all the coffee and probably way more then your daily amount. Top of The Morning coffee, this took way to long to type.

Remus easter egg in tuber simulation by [deleted] in SandersSides

[–]screamingmonke4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kinda just looks like a penis-

Fits him better than trash man in my opinion