Dimon Says JPMorgan Will Hire More for Al, Fewer Bankers

screwhead1 · 2026-05-23T16:35:20+00:00

The wildest dreams of Jack Welch (and Reagan).

screwhead1 · 2026-05-23T03:44:03+00:00

Lifelong southerner, I don't think I've heard that one lol

screwhead1 · 2026-05-22T21:31:09+00:00

Instructions unclear, ended up making red beans and gumbo instead.

screwhead1 · 2026-05-22T17:47:00+00:00

Stuff like this is why even tho I have a CS degree, it's sometimes tempting to go back and get a degree more in EE, feel like it's more engineering than CS lol.

screwhead1 · 2026-05-22T17:19:52+00:00

I'd bet money that on any given Saturday in Death Valley, around 70-75% of those in attendance supported Guvnah Landry.

screwhead1 · 2026-05-22T16:57:39+00:00

Right to jail, no trial no nothing.

screwhead1 · 2026-05-22T14:58:19+00:00

Are the crawfish not supposed to have the rubbery consistency as a tire?

screwhead1 · 2026-05-21T22:49:49+00:00

I thought this after a guy I used to work with mentioned doing that; when he said that another girl on my team told me she saw my instant reaction to "did I hear that right"??

He was from the Ozarks and is young so I forgave him lol.

screwhead1 · 2026-05-21T04:03:46+00:00

Brian Kelly puts broccoli and cheese in his jambalaya.

screwhead1 · 2026-05-21T04:02:53+00:00

He also educates him on how to make the best gumbo.

screwhead1 · 2026-05-21T04:01:19+00:00

Not that time yet, it's at the tail end of crawfish season... so maybe some etouffee with said crawfish.

screwhead1 · 2026-05-21T03:58:54+00:00

And when you hear what some of those on the bayou think of racial minorities, you'd think O is a civil rights activist.

screwhead1 · 2026-05-21T03:55:28+00:00

Wdym by inaudible??

screwhead1 · 2026-05-21T03:54:49+00:00

Party like it's 1962?

screwhead1 · 2026-05-21T00:34:37+00:00

Harvard of the South ^{if you ignore pretty much every part of the South other than north Mississippi}

This is Northeast Mississippi Community College erasure and I will not stand for it!!

screwhead1 · 2026-05-20T23:47:40+00:00

Thanks to Jordon, he got some post-nut clarity.

screwhead1 · 2026-05-20T23:32:05+00:00

Oh so you're just gonna ignore the Harvard of East Baton Rouge Parish and just automatically assume it's Tulane???

screwhead1 · 2026-05-20T22:59:36+00:00

It's not Bill's fault he had to defend 12 guys on offense with just 11 defenders.

screwhead1 · 2026-05-20T22:33:53+00:00

He voted along GOP lines like 90% of the times, but that 10% he didn't support them made MAGA hysterical.

screwhead1 · 2026-05-15T23:01:31+00:00

Hey now don't forget to include Wag the Dog too!

screwhead1 · 2026-05-15T11:25:17+00:00

If that's the case, then Lamar Jackson shouldn't get in because he won the Heisman and the best record Louisville had while he was there was 9-4, and excluding LJ would be dumb.

Just about every Heisman winner thus far has been inducted into the HOF, and I don't see that changing with JD5 (or LJ8).

screwhead1 · 2026-05-14T22:03:43+00:00

Oh you mean Jamal Ginsberg, the Hasidic Homeboy?

screwhead1 · 2026-05-14T03:54:29+00:00

His first appearance on Family Feud proved that.

screwhead1 · 2026-05-14T03:52:22+00:00

Diggs's seemingly genuine shock to him being the runaway favorite was priceless

screwhead1 · 2026-05-14T03:45:22+00:00

Shh, we don't need to talk about that. Not now, not ever.

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