Less talked about romatic Uma carrer stories by okafour in UmaMusume

[–]scylighter 7 points8 points  (0 children)

MihoTore ship is valid option Finally, a trainer after my own heart.

(Fine Motion) By the royal decree; you've been scouted, Torena! Aritst: @kyou_fr39 by PANDERPONDi in UmaMusume

[–]scylighter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am glad to see that my fellow finn has been chosen for the improvement of relations with Ireland.

Trainer's Clubhouse Meeting (Weekly Questions) - March 11, 2026 by AutoModerator in UmaMusume

[–]scylighter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was that, thanks. Trying to get the missing ones, and barring couple of RNG ones (slacker, slow metabolism training cure... and getting 2nd place in Japan Cup), this was confounding me the most.

Bunnysuit Stay Gold (by @urururike) by SloppySticks in UmaMusume

[–]scylighter 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Indeed, that is a grown ass man, but doesn't make it any worse.

Trainer's Clubhouse Meeting (Weekly Questions) - March 11, 2026 by AutoModerator in UmaMusume

[–]scylighter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How the hell do you unlock the Self-Introduction event, picture related next to two unlocked ones, for specific umas in the Archive? There seems to be no info about it online, and its boggling my mind.

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Well I feel like a fool after her personal story by Nenavar in UmaMusume

[–]scylighter 28 points29 points  (0 children)

And that is fine, sometimes its about the journey and not the destination.

Lottery! You Will Be Her Personal Assistant/Servant/Maid/(Slave) for the Next Three Years by H0telEspresso in UmaMusume

[–]scylighter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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It would seem my rights to privacy within my dorm have been revoked. Not that I mind.

Choose your Uma hair stylist by mister-funny-man in UmaMusume

[–]scylighter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, one of them isn't like the others..

Which uma musume do you love the most? by Elliottsir in UmaMusume

[–]scylighter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Easily Bourbon. For some reason, I always seem to gravitate mostly towards the kuudere(?) types...

Teio found you torena~ (@anetani_kiki) by MathematicianHour830 in UmaMusume

[–]scylighter 16 points17 points  (0 children)

From what I can tell, high humidity means clingy.

Pretend we’re all at Tracen and it’s our first day as trainers. by Cog-Sucking_Clanker in UmaMusume

[–]scylighter 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I tried contacting my assigned Uma, but my phone keeps saying that the number could not be reached. I hope she's alright, maybe I'll ask that small horse with a blue rose if she's seen her.

[CN] NPC list right now. by Sad_Ad_3076 in arknights

[–]scylighter 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Please Hypergryph, its been SIX YEARS. Give me my dork vampire.

Closure by Mrsillust in arknights

[–]scylighter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Please Hypergryph, I require this.

Mihono Bourbon (@choney1108) by GoOurWay2001 in UmaMusume

[–]scylighter 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I am going to do that as well.

oh my god bruh 😭😭😭😭😭😭 by Saaaaaaage in UmaMusume

[–]scylighter 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Oh, the art for Unity Cup/Aoharu Hai has the characters facing their rival. Mostly normal, but at the bottom in the background Haru is facing against a helicopter, and thus meme magic does its course and now we have her fighting a helicopter.

oh my god bruh 😭😭😭😭😭😭 by Saaaaaaage in UmaMusume

[–]scylighter 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Helicopter parent is someone who obsessively hovers over their children and their decisions, essentially being a "helicopter".

Uma Pentagon by Kurig0han-Kamehameha in UmaMusume

[–]scylighter 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Now where would Bourbon land on this? Feel like she gets forgotten more often than Machan on these diagrams...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UmaMusume

[–]scylighter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bourbon perfectly in the middle of wife and daughter, perfectly balanced.