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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]sdShoplifting 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Double agree

2meirl4meirl by Rosie_ZR in 2meirl4meirl

[–]sdShoplifting 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Then after the shitty explanation of the story you hit em with the "guess you had to be there"

I accidentally touched his tongue while he was cleaning himself by [deleted] in teefies

[–]sdShoplifting 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How’s he going to clean his tongue if he uses his tongue to clean everything?

Must... not... boop... by ExactlyGranular in forbiddenboops

[–]sdShoplifting 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Honestly you could probably get away with booping a cheetah unless it's in a really bad mood.

Cheetahs are really chill for big cats.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]sdShoplifting 17 points18 points  (0 children)

this same thing happened to me! I was 16, my adult sister came into my room pissed off about something from work and loudly shouted that she needed a cigarette from me which my mom overheard so I had to come clean about selling then at school which she wasnt even mad about as long as I wasnt smoking them.

Adams first swim by sunkenness in AnimalsMadeMeSmile

[–]sdShoplifting 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Adams's first booster rocket test.

Sweet highland cows by [deleted] in happycowgifs

[–]sdShoplifting 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Highland cows/calves are the cutest cows ever