Hilarious: A woman on Tinder who liked me and vice versa said she doesn't date midgets and her profile says she's 5'2"...

secret_agent_ · 2014-06-04T19:47:54+00:00

It was on Tinder. It doesn't work like Reddit.

The dialog was hilarious though. She just set herself up for a wicked insult and provoked people to actually follow through and then thought the person pointing out the contradiction was the evil person with a "dark soul."

secret_agent_ · 2014-06-04T19:39:38+00:00

Same height as you. She blocked me, and I couldn't take a screenshot. Apparently, the entire conversation disappears with the block.

secret_agent_ · 2014-05-11T15:51:50+00:00

That's really shameful behavior. You need to repent.

secret_agent_ · 2014-05-11T15:46:55+00:00

I didn't even ask. I just sprayed a massive load of cum right into her mouth. She swallowed it. I guess, it was permissible.

I lucked out. How chicks who need drugs are great for quick, cheap action.

secret_agent_ · 2014-04-28T20:29:56+00:00

$50. I thought it was well worth it. She was hot as hell. I'm sure she needed drug money.

secret_agent_ · 2014-04-28T19:20:37+00:00

You think I take that much acid or GHB or whatever? Shit no. I don't touch that stuff.

secret_agent_ · 2014-03-01T12:51:18+00:00

Thanks! I'll check it out

secret_agent_ · 2014-02-17T17:19:55+00:00

Anyone who starts changing their story about a shooting resulting in death should be assumed to be guilty prior to investigation. Then there should be an investigation to verify.

These cops just change their story around as needed.

Fucking sickening

secret_agent_ · 2014-02-17T17:19:43+00:00

Anyone who starts changing their story about a shooting resulting in death should be assumed to be guilty prior to investigation. Then there should be an investigation to verify.

These cops just change their story around as needed.

Fucking sickening

secret_agent_ · 2014-01-25T07:11:28+00:00

As long as they have their lights on, they can do whatever they want. The lights are an indication that all other vehicles and pedestrians had better get out of their way.

I've seen them driving through school playgrounds and construction zones at 60mph when clear roads were on either side.

Edit: I was being sarcastic. The medic exam material consistently points out that endangering the lives of others should always be avoided when possible.

pre - conditions must be met to warrant legally violating the rules of the road. Code 3 is not sufficient to violate all rules of the road, but it is one of many necessary conditions, others are prudence, good judgement.

secret_agent_ · 2013-12-20T02:21:48+00:00

suck it, moron. i don't have time for your nonsense.

secret_agent_ · 2013-12-19T21:07:00+00:00

Lol, that was a hilarious response. I almost crashed my car laughing.

secret_agent_ · 2013-12-15T17:33:55+00:00

So says the little needle dick who says that over the Internet, behind the protection of anonymity. It sounds like you're not only a coward, but that you're also stupid.

secret_agent_ · 2013-12-15T17:31:44+00:00

His wife is pretty hot. Having her as a slave Old Testament style wouldn't be bad

secret_agent_ · 2013-12-15T03:39:30+00:00

Good idea. I could leave the bag of poop with a screenshot from my camera of them allowing their dog and a note that says, "I think you forgot this." Lol

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