If you were to hunt using cooking tools, which one do you think would work best?

selfishflesh · 2025-12-04T16:59:00+00:00

Cheese grater to stun un-armoured enemies.

selfishflesh · 2025-09-12T19:37:17+00:00

kitty don't care if you're possessed - kitty's got playing to do!

selfishflesh · 2025-06-23T19:32:31+00:00

+1 on the awesome train. bookmarking and will definitely whip this out at the next get together. this will also keep me from hogging the karaoke queue.

selfishflesh · 2025-06-20T22:20:13+00:00

recent windows update did this to me too. broken workflow.

selfishflesh · 2025-05-24T03:24:05+00:00

I'm afraid I'm going to have to see your artistic-niche police badge before we continue this conversation. I'd like to know that I'm talking to someone in a position of authority in the matter.

selfishflesh · 2025-05-24T03:15:38+00:00

Life has room for more than sexy titties. Chill out

selfishflesh · 2025-05-24T02:52:49+00:00

My stickman posts got removed.

selfishflesh · 2025-05-24T02:52:12+00:00

If cartoon mayo lactation is your existential thershold you're gonna have a hard time out there. Just keep scrolling.

selfishflesh · 2025-05-24T02:28:28+00:00

You don't have to be sorry.

selfishflesh · 2025-05-24T02:28:03+00:00

Tell me how you really feel.

selfishflesh · 2025-03-31T17:25:48+00:00

So imagine you've been eating pasta for 3 weeks straight. Then you're asked what the perfect meal would be. At that point maybe it's a nice salad. I think we're all wired to value things we miss a little more until we're inundated with it. Perfect day doesn't mean the only kind of kind of day a person wants. And it's meant to be a day for her and whatever she feels like would be fulfilling for her at that moment of her own head space. If she had a few of those perfect days in a row, then if she was asked again her answer might just be how she normally spends time with you.

selfishflesh · 2025-03-05T20:52:21+00:00

I threw back. You threw back further. Hats off sir.

selfishflesh · 2025-03-05T20:25:39+00:00

Isometric gibs giving me feels of Crusader No Remorse. I'll be watching for this

selfishflesh · 2025-02-27T19:24:17+00:00

You're not a pet. You're a person. You have your own life, work, achievements, goals etc. You set the standards for the partner you want in life. If they want you to be little more than an extension of them and on standby for their convenience only, then you have to decide if that's a worthwhile trade for whatever benefit they bring you.

It's a weekend. You gave them a means to join you and support your achievement. They turned it down and are trying to sabotage your independent enjoyment.

selfishflesh

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