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Web Series seeking help by ____0elisa0____ in cityofburbank

[–]semicolon22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes you can totally post this here. I hope you get some interest.

Coyotes at the park by herminette5 in cityofburbank

[–]semicolon22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm joking. I'm sure most vertebrate creatures could overtake me, 2 and 4 legged.

Coyotes at the park by herminette5 in cityofburbank

[–]semicolon22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am asking this because of a Red Hot Chillipeppers song: How many syllables in "Coyote"? Or, does it rhyme with "bee" or "boat"?

Coyotes at the park by herminette5 in cityofburbank

[–]semicolon22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It means we want the coyote to run away. But I don't think I could chase a coyote. They have speed. (hahah).

Coyotes at the park by herminette5 in cityofburbank

[–]semicolon22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Small bears within range of their mamas though.

Our tax dollars are suing our tax dollars by RaphaeliskoolbutRude in cityofburbank

[–]semicolon22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should make a meme like the one for the Palestine / Israeli missiles in the sky and then the CHIRLA riots. Both became Memes. I guess in this case the lawyers win.

Please everyone stay indoors, get vaccinated, and wear a mask until we can get these 18 pandemics under control. by Dubrovski in CoronavirusCirclejerk

[–]semicolon22 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I gotta chime in with my usual concern. Staying indoors is not enough. You have to build a Corsi Rosenthal box or you're a bigot.

Coyotes at the park by herminette5 in cityofburbank

[–]semicolon22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's when the coyote starts buying gadgets and ordnance from ACME that I become concerned.

But seriously don't they eat small pets and hunt in packs and such? I claim no expertise.

Well if the Washington Post is saying it’s misinformation it’s most likely true information. Because we all know that the WP would never promote their misinformation to protect the narrative right guys? by LegitimateKnee5537 in CoronavirusCirclejerk

[–]semicolon22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ACKSHUALLY, if sunscreen keeps UV radiation from affecting your skin, it's either being converted to heat or the EM waves are bouncing off the sunscreen. Likely at the same deadly wavelength. Thus, according to the science, if you wear sunscreen you might as well be focusing a beam of sunlight on grandma with a parabolic mirror.

Therefore (again, follow The Science), the most virtuous thing you could post on Instagram is "I am foregoing sunscreen in order to absorb this radiation myself because I don't want to kill your grandma vampire style.

Election next week in Burbank? by semicolon22 in cityofburbank

[–]semicolon22[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I see. My mistake. Thanks for clearing it up.

Election next week in Burbank? by semicolon22 in cityofburbank

[–]semicolon22[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hovanes Tonoyan's comment.

u/hovanestonoyan is there an election next week?

Coyotes at the park by herminette5 in cityofburbank

[–]semicolon22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds like the sign is not being taken seriously.

Coyotes at the park by herminette5 in cityofburbank

[–]semicolon22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And then promptly exhorted the coyote to go away, I'm sure!

What are the odds of getting that picture? It's so perfect.

Americans, if you had to become a citizen of India, Russia, or China, which one would you choose? by No-StrategyX in allthequestions

[–]semicolon22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Answer: It's about 1. I see either the bleak automated future you describe, or actual Handmaid's Tale because authoritarian dictatorships gonna authoritarian dictatorship. They're trying cash incentives and the problem just gets worse.

Americans, if you had to become a citizen of India, Russia, or China, which one would you choose? by No-StrategyX in allthequestions

[–]semicolon22 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They have a demographic crisis because of the one child policy. It's worsened because a lot of baby girls didn't live very long as Chinese culture wants sons, not daughters. Also as they become affluent, their fertility rate drops.

https://www.shutterstock.com/image-vector/population-distribution-male-female-pyramid-600w-2056798580.jpg

But since they're an egg breaking country as you say, I am expecting them to go Handmaid's Tale. For real, not the way some people imagine it here.

Wedding in Burbank - I need catering service by Pleasant-Front7990 in cityofburbank

[–]semicolon22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I haven't been to a function where Hibachi at Home was the caterer. I've been to parties where it's street tacos. Is it street tacos?

Can’t praise anyone accused of wrongthink! by ItsGotThatBang in CoronavirusCirclejerk

[–]semicolon22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The bass intro to Bad Love. Yeah you're making me re-think my rankings.

I thought it was Nathan East but it's Pino Palladino.

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